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Capitalism doesn’t deserve my chest hair.

Mayonnaise simply doesn't fare well in the tropics.

I like the squirrels that steal food from my bird feeders more than my landlord.

Watching The Matrix move from MAX to Netflix is an odd form of societal dissonance I don't think either color of pill can help me with.

It's pronounced "GIF".

Never forget that CEOs and billionaires are incredibly organized, they look after one another, and they protect their rights and wages fiercely. The elite have their own Unions, they just don't want the same for you.

Every Teams meeting at work is just Corpo LARPing these days.

You can't deadname a business, Twitter. You stupid corpo.

@Hawkmir1 Admiral Adama is really close, but I'm going to go with the wise hand that guides the Admiral. President Laura Rosalyn is one of the best leaders I've ever seen in a story.

Okay we did spaceship, but who is your favorite character from space that isn’t in Star Wars or Star Trek? I’ll go first….

@meagankenrekt The 😂 is 💀, long live the 😂.

My cat attempted to jump onto my headboard this morning. Now I have a black eye...

Time for Tesla to Unionize.

BREAKING: The Screen Actors Guild-American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA) negotiating committee has voted unanimously to recommend a strike in a move that could incapacitate Hollywood productions. trib.al/WXeBD6X

@NewsCatsNews @ZheLingerie @ABC Tell me you don't know what the writer's or screen actor's strike is about without telling me you don't know what the writer's or screen actor's strike is about.

@ZheLingerie @ABC That’s their choice. If they are “starving actors” and still don’t want to change careers, it’s not people’s fault.

After my 3rd viewing of Dungeons and Dragons, I can confirm that while we may wish we were the heroes of the story, most of us are Jarnathan.

The hunt for work continues. If you hear about a place looking for a copywriter or editor, send em my way!

Why are we automating the freeing and creative parts of society away? The AI don't need their own renaissance.

The need for a job and the desire to no longer be a part of the American workforce is a helluva dissonance.

The rich try very hard to make sure each generation has to relearn the power of unions, civil rights, and the dangers of disenfranchisement. Just look at the textbooks you read in school. Thankfully this generations' globalization of information is outpacing them it seems.

@Sam66460511 @wfaa Thankfully, "no reason to have an excuse," is not how our legal or political system works. Also, are people not reading the article? The votes are being set aside to go through a qualifying process. They're still getting counted.

@wfaa People had 10 days of early voting including weekends no reason to have an excuse

#BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court has ruled the provisional votes cast in Harris County after 7 p.m. will not count. wfaa.com/article/news/p…