Cesc Offenders

First up on our player profile is our captain @Owsthom2002 Age:16 Position:Right back Football icon:messi Favourite food:pizza Favourite hobby outside football:dribbling and playing on his PS4 #COFC⚽️

Well, thats the wrap for another season, and what a successful one it was! We never imagined we would have grown and achieved so much in our second year, the fact we have is a testament to all those involved with the club. See more and our annual video; facebook.com/TonduUnited/po…

Our defender switching from the shittest side in wales to the best 💙💙💙

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR SUPER COACH IWAN THOMAS... WHAT A WEEK HE’S HAD! Not only has he completed his Goalkeeping qualification with @FAWales @FAWCoachEd he has also passed his driving test!! All this whilst working & giving his free time to coach children across the club!

Congrats to one of our captains iwan on passing his driving test

@CardiffCityFC you got any players we could have for our six aside game tonight 😂

After a triumph defat to ‘pique blinders’ we must go again next week against promotion pushing’ murder on zidanes floor’ #COFC

Tonight we play Top spot. ‘Pique blinders’. With the team looking to get their first win in the league after coming back from trailing 1-0 to draw 4-4 a push must be needed tonight. #COFC

First point of the season last night against’ brackla punishers’ after being 1-0 to draw 4-4 . A hatrick for @tarrynwthomas and a goal for @chrisswintlee. We go again sunday against ‘pique blinders’

Massive game tonight against ‘Brackla punishers’. Both teams looking for their first win of the season. #COFC

Team for tomorrow against Cmon Mateys FC Gk-Ciaran Def-iwan Mid-@Compton13Ross ,@tarrynwthomas ,@chrisswintlee Att-@huxy4499 Subs-@BenPD21,@Owsthom2002,@CoreyBarlow19

@Owsthom2002 when he ‘picks’ the starting 6

@GatewaysFC We should be able to but due to it being so close to Christmas lots of our players are unable to play

@OffendersCesc Sorry to hear it boys, hope you manage to raise a team in the new year! 👍🏻

We are sad to announce that our game against @GatewaysFC has been cancelled due to us not having enough players due to this busy time of the year #COFC

A disappointing day at the office tonight losing 8-0 to ‘Pique Blinders’.A disappointing start to the season and we need to improve. #COFC

Currently in talks on brining in a new face to the team, all will be reviled if talks go through and pen goes to paper 📝 #COFC

Next up on our prayer Profile is ‘the Mexican’ Josh Stacey Age:16 Position: defender Football icon: Ross Compton Favourite food: pizza(with pineapple 😡) Hobbies: riding his bike around nanty clock and eating a Paul’s chippy #COFC.

Next up is ‘Bamp’ Iwan Thomas Age: 17 Position: all rounder Football icon: Ryan Giggs Favourite food: pizza Hobbies: coaching and sucking dick. #COFC⚽️

Next up is ‘The beast’, ‘Turk’ @Phillips12Jacob Age: 18 Position: Defender Football icon: @LeeTrundle10 Favourite food: too many to pick from Hobbies: he’s a boring twat there isn’t one. #COFC⚽️

First up on our player profile is our captain @Owsthom2002 Age:16 Position:Right back Football icon:messi Favourite food:pizza Favourite hobby outside football:dribbling and playing on his PS4 #COFC⚽️