Officer Thayer #125

Someone is driving around playing the purge alarm during the quarantine 😂

What a day ☀️

Just had somebody yell “Pig” at me from across the street. Joke’s on you, random stranger. I relate heavily to warthogs and I’m about to go to eat my body weight in Reese’s eggs. You’re gonna have to try harder than that.

To parents entertaining kids during social distancing and quarantine: IF YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE THAT IS SUFFICIENT. Don't feel guilty if you're not enriching their souls, teaching them kumihimo & sign language & engaging their spirits. Toss them some fish sticks; they'll be fine.

Roads are slick this morning!

Traffic Stop 🙍🏻‍♂️- I have Coronavi... 👮🏻‍♀️- I’m going to stop you there, you are still arrested for DUI 🙍🏻‍♂️- But I... 👮🏻‍♀️- No you don’t! 2 options 1) Arrested and go to court or 2) Arrested, trip to hospital and still go to court 🙍🏻‍♂️- Thought that would work 👮🏻‍♀️- Did you though?

At the end of almost every interview I ask if they have any questions for me. Today, a little girl with her mom asked me, “Can you come with us to get ice cream?” 😭❤️ #myheart #taken #Valentines2020

Driving to get the kids to daycare and saw some interesting things -Lady drinking out of an actual coffee mug, not travel -Woman putting on makeup -Guy eating a huge full slice of pizza (no judgment here) -Guy reading a book All these people were driving! Anyone see crazier?

🤔 ..... 😂🐢😂

Time to shift gears miles & smiles #Upallnight if I C anybody driving impaired I will dial *55/911 @NEStatePatrol @NSP_TroopC @NSPTroopCNights @PoliceHastings @HPDSgt221 @OfficerThayer @OfficerNeelly I have dialed & will dial drive safely everyone

New year. New you. New career. Come join your new team.

CALLER LEFT THE CAR RUNNING WHILE HE WENT INSIDE THE STORE AND I'M NOT EVEN FINISHING THIS TWEET.

Investigators then executed a search warrant on the homes and discovered 30 additional firearms, over 1,000 rounds of ammunition, methamphetamine, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, and drug paraphernalia. buff.ly/3a4Rfhw

Good job @OmahaPolice. This was a familiar face to me. Glad to hear he is back in custody! ksnblocal4.com/content/news/M…

@omahaPOA Good job @OmahaPolice 💙 This was a familiar face to me. Glad to hear he is back in custody! ksnblocal4.com/content/news/M…

1/4 We are relieved to hear that some of our members in the OPD Gang Unit were able to locate and safely arrest Richard Reynolds. Reynolds recently cut off his ankle monitor and absconded from Community Corrections Center-Lincoln. At the time he was placed in CCC-L...

Happy Sunday! ☀️👮🏻‍♀️😎

With this cold, winter weather upon us we want to send out more reminders: SLOW DOWN! Allow for greater following and stopping distances. Roads can ice up quickly in these low temps. NEVER leave your vehicle running unattended to warm up. Help us out by following these tips:

@OfcArbuckleCPD Gus loves attacking shiny things too 🤦🏻‍♀️

Using my investigative skills at home to find out what caused half of my ornaments to be knocked off my tree. Suspect located.

This is Sergeant Christopher Brewster, 32. He graduated from the HPD Academy in November 2010. In nine years, he was assigned to patrol and Gang and Major Offenders Divisions. He promoted in February 2019 and was assigned to Eastside Patrol. EOW: 12-7-19. #hounews