Declan Shinnick

i wonder how much i can shitpost on twitter before i get cancelled for talking to myself

@dipowizard Real

@potrepka Same

can't log into claude. is it over for me?

@spiderspookie tnx

ill b real this is inspired by that one british guy on tiktok that starts his vids " hello darling " and follows it with a pickup line LOL i love him he s so funny

somethin bout "darlin’ " in a british or southern accent .. No further questions your honor

Idk actually maybe the girl I went on a date with was AI

@imgayho Yea

Y'all Instagram down??

@FeedMyFeins I’ve never had an original experience in my life

Of course Instagram wanna go down when I’m tryna investigate some fine shit💀

@DannyDenay I was thinking this for ages

this is annoying, line them up #PiersMorgan #BabyReindeer martha

Rapid unscheduled disassembly is such a great term for rocket go boom boom #spaceX #starship #Starship_launch

@SpaceX What a terminology 😭🤣

As if the flight test was not exciting enough, Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly before stage separation

@NormanHermant @SpaceX This aged well

There it goes! Biggest rocket 🚀 ever launched @SpaceX #Starship lifts off from Boca Chica, Texas. Looking good so far…

Rocket: explodes Everyone: YEAH WOOO #starship

Happy to announce that for lent this year I’m giving up

@linkuptv how did I get here then

Peck ham 😭🍖 ♻️ d.xc1

i literally only come on twitter when everything else is down icl

gonna try get cancelled soon it’s an experiment but don’t tell anyone x

Katie Perry headlining nintendo

@TLDRNewsUK truss the process

🚨 TLDR NEEDS HELP If we were to do a podcast chronicling and reviewing Truss’ first 100 days… What should we call it?

@The_Milkssiah hey man rlly need to give you creds for a tiktok that i took your inspo from, what’s your @?