Fat Man Activities Club

@tomtimm Shut up Tom. Love your work.

Last year it was 1-0 at the half, then Club America scored twice in the first 10 minutes of the second half

Anyone ever bring up how Thor looks like a Who from Whoville?

Thank you Tim Parker #allfor

This roster is significantly worse than last year. But don't worry. More northern Europeans are coming in.

Didn't feel like a derby. Chicago sucked and didn't show up.

Löwen-less, too #AllForCITY

Great place for outlet malls and Nascar tracks.

In honor of Darbecue weekend and playing Sporting Kansas Town (Kansas doesn't have cities), here's a list of all the fun things to do in Kansas: -Going to the gas station Oklahoma Joe's -Leaving Kansas

For the record, we declared shenanigans in the first half.

@jheat_14 @MLS x.com/OfficialFMAC/s…

@MLS Lowen > Messi #AllForCITY

A 10/10 day to celebrate our No. 10s. 😏

Blom is our King 🤴

You can see football lines on the Dallas field and the players are only casting 4 shadows so you can tell they have lights on 4 poles. This. Is. MLS.

I feel extremely hard done by on that one.

FMAC Over of the Week of the Day: Orlando/St. Louis o3.5 +150 YTD: 5-15 -4.9 #FMACtion

FMAC Over of the Week of the Day: Columbus/Cincinnati o3.5 +140 YTD: 5-14 -3.9 #FMACtion

@BallWatchingSTL @stlCITYsc @AustinFC

10 days until @stlCITYsc takes on @AustinFC and begins our final 11-game stretch. How many points do we need to secure to lock up a Wild Card spot? Round 1 spot? Home field in Round 1? It’s all here!

Deviate from your set list. You are getting ole'd at home. Be better @StLouligans because this is fucking embarrassing