elepon V12

As chelsea don lose today, just know that Manchester United, whenever they return from their mid-term break, shall also lose.

The most popular word in the dressing room is Ileya

UPDATE: It has been confirmed that Big Ayo was indeed arrested, however this was carried out on the instruction of a private citizen whom he defamed not on the instruction of Toyin Abraham. We urge the general public to verify information thoroughly before publishing, in order to avoid the spread of misinformation. Thank you.

🚨 Hansi Flick: “If you watch the two games again, we deserved to reach the semifinals”.

I’ll say it again. This is the most corrupt official this world has ever seen. Dark, dark person this one.

Sometimes I can’t believe the farts that come out of my body

what’s your niche on twitter?

your babe's parents offers you 20 million to disappear and leave their child alone and never contact them again, are you taking it or fighting for your love?

🚨🗣️ Ibrahima Konate: "Today at Anfield we knew we could do something special." "We created many chances, I think we were the better team on the pitch tonight. It was a little unfair."

My highlights of the day is the bus conductor calling two Indian men to leave the road side “molebi bahubali kuro lona” 🤣

😭uhmmmm????

I’m looking for a lady to co-exist with me in my space for 5 days. The vibe is strictly low pressure. you do your thing, I do mine, whether that’s work or scrolling on your phone. Your feeding and comfort are fully covered, and your boundaries will be strictly respected. I’m simply looking for a calm female presence around the house. Please DM if interested.

hearing morning devotion from the sitting room and you haven’t slept