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@MistressIBrooks Sasha Colby 🤭

This July Mistress is turning 10. 🥹 A decade of chaos… it seems only right that we do it big. 🐖 I think I’m going to do “The Roast Of M.I.B.” Here in Houston. Of course we will film it for your viewing pleasure… who should we have come read the dog shit out of me? 😈😱

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

@fullsunkth @baptizedbones Time to become an only child idk 🤷🏼‍♂️

@baptizedbones my own brother on our car ride home after watching it said the thing he took away from it was that “bitches are crazy” i fought so hard not to yell at him 😭😭

I spent the whole movie feeling so upset because I felt so bad for Nikki and as the credits rolled I heard someone say "haha yeah women are crazy, there's the proof" and now I'm angry

cool penis bro mind if i suck it

cunty boom operator from saw

@flatclem @sillierdeadite Oh yes I’ve seen Rosemary’s Baby! I’m excited to check out the other two now though 😁

@OhHayyItsRicky @sillierdeadite 1. Rosemary's Baby (1968) 2. Door (1988) 3. Repulsion (1965) Rosemary's Baby is a classic. I really recommend Door though. I discovered it recently and was kind of blown away.

@flatclem @sillierdeadite Movie names please? 🙏🏻

@johnnyslawrence @2gay2lift This rivals @2gay2lift ‘s frown like omg

inde navarrette & her iconic frown

I am obsessed with the call me maybe video! LOVE that he goes gay! Sooooooo good!

78 years of this. #NAKBA78

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

Me trying to impress plants vs zombies trade

Morning Joe plays a clip of Donald Trump saying “you’ll never see me sleeping in front of a camera” over a video of him sleeping in front of a camera

me trying to impress diglett trade:

really cool to read about how the government thinks i need to be neutralized for the crime of thinking being trans is fine while i’m on my lunch break and then have to go back to work so i can afford my overpriced groceries in the country that hates me. i feel awesome about this.

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

This album is a real piece of shit pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…