Oh hey, Taryn!

Man, good luck to whoever loved “Wuthering Heights” (2026) and thought “I’ll read the book now!” You’re in for a surprise 🫠

I hate it here. Someone threatened my dog today because he was barking. She didn’t pull the gun but said she was “armed” and who am I to doubt her? Now I’m terrified to walk my dog.. fantastic 👍🏼

no not that one either

Spent Christmas on top of a mountain 🏔️

I discovered my love of @jetlagthegame this year and it shows 😅 I wonder if I would’ve been top 1% if I hadn’t subscribed to Nebula and switched to watching there lol

A two-headed monster in the crease 😤

Oh wait, that's literally all of them.

Babe wake up, the Dallas Stars 2025 Wrapped just dropped

Throw 'em for Johnny 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

ONE. HUNDRED. GOALS. THAT’S OUR JOHNNYYYYY 😤

Don’t mind me.. just crying while watching “Wicked: One Wonderful Night”

Just gonna leave this here. @PNCBank | #TexasHockey

I was reading the “Once Upon a Broken Heart” series by Stephanie Garber ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I blew through the first two while I was in the city and started the third today. Highly recommend if you like “fairy tale retelling” vibes and magic. Plus the love story?! A+

Second day was 20k steps + I kept missing my subway stops (I blame reading on the subway 😂) HOWEVER, I managed to see the matinee of Waiting for Godot. WOW, JUST WOW. Alex Winter was the scene stealer for me, but everyone’s performance was absolutely spectacular!

I saw 3 shows in 2 days ✨ First day was Little Shop of Horrors - can highly recommend the front row, the cast interactions are top tier. After loving the movie for ages, it was so magical to see the stage production. Sooo very funny

If you’re going, I recommend you sit in the middle of the theater. I was off to the side and did miss several things, not enough to take away from the experience, but it was mildly annoying lol Thank you for coming to my TedTalk ✨

No spoilers, but I was openly weeping during this show. Please go see it so we can talk about it.