Zachary Breece

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Zachary Breece

Zachary Breece

@OhHeyitzZack

Kansas City, MO Katılım Temmuz 2012
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You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart
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I just use twitter to look up wholesome tweets anymore.
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And it’s disgustingly humid.
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I’m more stressed than I’ve ever been. My stomach feels like it’s turning upside down over and over again.
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A bunch of old men trying to overturn Roe v. Wade. Bitch please. Sit the fuck down.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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So I was at the bar and I had nowhere to put my gum I had been chewing before I started to drink and my girl was like, “Give it to me I’ll swallow it.” And by god I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone as much as I do her.
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“What’s happening?” Well twitter… I have a stalker, again. I guess that’s exciting.
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My most toxic trait: laundry at 1 am.
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I’m back to be toxic again. Love me.
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@alyykazam My Mom wants grandkids, I almost vomit at the idea every time she mentions it.
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Ahweee@alyykazam·
Why does my mom want me to be in a relationship so badly? I’m living my best life Cynthia 🌪
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Starbucks got me like
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Ashley B.@sweets_ash·
I had to remove my sister’s disgusting giant pillow top queen size mattress from the basement and it did not go according to plan But I still succeeded.
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Being friend zoned is like applying for a job and not getting it but then they call you every week to complain about the person they hired instead.
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Told someone who was trying to make me feel bad about wanting to stay single that I love being able to do what I want when I want, with zero obligations and she tried to shade me by saying it’s good to have “responsibilities”. Grow up you’re an adult not a responsibility.
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