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Ralph Jones

@OhHiRalphJones

Comedy, journalism and books - sometimes all at once. Book about the microphone out now. Also @The_Awkward_S and @criminalimprov.

Oxford Katılım Aralık 2011
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq·
Bleak.
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RTN@RTNToronto·
In Toronto, a man pulls up to stop a bike thief from getting beat up, then the bike thief tried to steal his scooter and he had to beat him up.
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I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on
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amelia elizalde@ameliaelizalde·
i love the "its inevitable so why fight it" argument coming from rich older women who spend a lot of time and money fighting another supposedly inevitable thing
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#Cannes jury member Demi Moore says we need to "find ways" to work with AI: "Against-ness breeds against-ness. AI is here. So to fight it is to fight a battle that we will lose. So to find ways that we can work with it is a valuable path that we can take."

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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
“It’s always interesting what goes on when people don’t know they’re being listened to.” Those lovely folk at The Quietus have run an exclusive extract of my latest book, MICROPHONE. Sink your eyes into this! thequietus.com/culture/books/…
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cam ☀️@scrofantastic·
what a stupid thing to say. hacks perfectly showed how these people want you to think it’s inevitable and you have no choice but to embrace AI. you don’t. AI sucks.
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#Cannes jury member Demi Moore says we need to "find ways" to work with AI: "Against-ness breeds against-ness. AI is here. So to fight it is to fight a battle that we will lose. So to find ways that we can work with it is a valuable path that we can take."

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Acyn@Acyn·
Trump: By sea, by ocean, by water. A lot of people say, “what do you mean by sea? Is it see? Like vision?” No, it’s sea, SEA.
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
Little glimpse of Two Men and a Melon. Full thing below. What's this short comedy film about? Thank you. It's about two men who discover a mysterious melon in a forest, and are almost torn apart by its power. Give it a bloody watch, m8. youtube.com/watch?v=AJoLGt…
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
Made a short film with my best friend and you know what - we're so proud of it. It's an age-told tale of two guys who find a sinister melon beneath the ground, and it tears them apart. #comedy #shortfilm youtube.com/watch?v=AJoLGt…
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJones·
Tickets on the door or in advance tonight. £5, somehow. You could win DAVID BLUNKETT'S BIOGRAPHY. There's a whisper that Timothy Spall might be there... wegottickets.com/f/19332
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Did not enjoy directing Jude Law in this advert.
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