Kit The Cat

When you look at your wallet after a night out

When you see your ex and they've blimped up

When you arrive at the gym and it's absolutely packed

When you didn't close porn tab and your mom is signing on the computer

When the person before you doesn't flush

When someone wins big at the casino

When sibling rats you out to mom

When boss calls you into their office

When you see a car sliding through the intersection

When bae says, "we need to talk"

When you see your team is playing the Warriors

When the plane hits turbulence

When bae says, "let's try anal" and whips out a strap on

When you're told you need to come in for a colonoscopy

When you run a yellow light and a cop magically appears behind you