That Guy

I'm broadcasting FIDM Graduation live on #Ustream. Come watch and chat! 4:35 PM http://ustre.am/A1qv

Dear overweight woman ordering a Venti carmel Frappuccino extra whip. Settle with a Tall. No seriously. Just leave this place. Fast.

If you wear your sunglasses when there's no sun, you might as well wear a shirt that says "I'm ugly."