Phillipa Jensen

Nothing serious. Only dumb. Dumb all the time.

In all the hundreds of episodes of Criminal Minds, it’s wild to me that they never explored a story revolving around redheads. Our lack of soul? Our high pain tolerance? Our resistance to anaesthesia? Seems like an obvious serial k*ller fixation. 🤷‍♀️

I miss Melbourne with my whole heart. But the mango season up north makes living in Brisbane almost worth it.

The way Jane Lynch delivered the line “I miss my sister” was just so gorgeous. Absolutely stunning bit of work. Shame it had to be on Glee

our paul who blart in heaven

in the clurrb we all want a free palestine

Everybody talking about how Adam Brody’s Seth Cohen was previously the most crush worthy of his roles but there is nowhere NEAR enough Dave Rygalski respect on my timeline rn

Sure there’s a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day but what about a RecipeTin Eats day to say thank you to Nagi for all that she’s done for my family?

is the music they play at baseball games diegetic? like can the players hear it in the world of the game

I’ve decided that Cruel summer is a song that she was maybe gonna sell to another artist but decided to keep it for herself. Like I can fully imagine Demi Lovato or some such having it instead

@nosuchthing @nosuchthing This new ad situation is KILLING me. 😭😭 (For context, been a listener since ep 1 & listen every night because it helps me sleep) Like, the same 4 annoying ads every 10 mins?often same ad twice in a row? Advertising horrifying things like Kyle & Jackie O? 🤢

In this week’s episode, we’re talking about everyone’s favourite pastimes: ship-building, kettle-boiling and cactus-trimming 🌵 Available now! apple.co/nosuchthingasa…

@nosuchthing This new ad situation is KILLING me. 😭😭 (For context, been a listener since ep 1 & listen every night because it helps me sleep) Like, the same 4 annoying ads every 10 mins?often same ad twice in a row? Advertising horrifying things like Kyle & Jackie O? 🤢

Absolutely obsessed with this ep

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I always enjoy my Gilmore girls rewatches. But this is the first time I’ve done it with a cuddly kitty on the couch with me and it just elevates the experience to something truly spiritual. 🤌

@geokara Incredible

@OhPhillipa In Winter too ? Can’t get any better

I am so mad at the world and my parents for gaslighting me for so long into thinking I wasn’t a cat person

Is it a really hot take to say that I genuinely believe that song from the Notebook musical would sound a lot nicer if it was down like a whole tone

Someone needs to tell the Connections people the difference between acronyms and initialisms

So High School gives if Hilary duff did a collab with Death Cab and omg for me? That is SO high school #TTPD

What’s the music equivalent to msg because Chappell Roan spilled a whole bag into this shit. I can’t stop. On repeat. 🤩