Ryan Casey

I just did improv with a kid who sounded 5-10 who crank called me and accused me of stealing their Papa Johns pizzas and their YES AND game was strong and it was probably the funniest scene I’ll ever be in. #improv #papajohns

Viserys gonna show back up he’s like that Droopy dog #HouseOfTheDragon  #HouseTargaryen  #HouseOfTheDragonHBO  #HouseOfTheDragonEp9

I just want to say that legal weed as a person has been they single greatest human advancement #legalweed

My life has become so predictably annoying that it’s funny but like not that funny

@jessevillacis *typing “QR company stock” into internet search bar

just overheard a dude say "damn i shouldve invested in qr codes, you realize how rich id be rn?" oh ya man? how would you have done that?

It’s like ordering a cab and getting a streeeetch limoooo

Absolutely nothing could make this day worse

I wore thick socks and it’s hot

That’s two sandwiches an hour

$25 an hour isn’t even that much

$15 an hour is nothing. That’s a sandwich an hour

Seth Rogan was never fat

@OneWingedKaiju The Young Ones

@claymcleod This happened to me and a pair of sneakers when I went camping and I talk about it all the time. It had also laid eggs in there 🥹

slipped my foot into an aqua sock this morning and discovered there was a wolf spider already calling it home

Ok but your and you’re both sound the same and when I’m saying it you don’t know how I’m spelling it in my head and you still understand me so what are we doing here really?

Hey @Stranger_Things, get Peter Weller and make him Buckaroo Banzai in the canon

Fruit is opulence Decadence = Perishables

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest is probably a master class in acting and having adult male hairlines

Dude violently honking your horn at the other cars is C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-I-O-N ok ✅

The Nice Guys is my favorite movie to put on before I go to sleep and realize I’ve already seen already before I drift off to slumberland

We have flying cars but my pet crocodile in Far Cry 6 can’t ride in the passenger seat???