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writer | Bellagio native | “What's It Like Growing Up in Vegas?" https://t.co/bvwfUsxbAL

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if you don’t understand why i attack bad writers, LARPs, liars, rich kids who don’t try, or people who tell shit stories— let me tell you about my best friend Mike Neel.
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A prayer for the tech bro who believes he can buy a small olive farm in Southern Italy. Imagining beautiful women and perfect weather, he pays too much for a lawyer who barely speaks English, then gets an unexpected visit from a fat, well-dressed man named Giacomo.
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The Ledger continues. He has his list. It might just be Etherscan addresses, but to them it means life or death. When the first crypto scammer disappeared, people were more intrigued than scared. But when the fifth one went missing, almost everyone was excited for the future of finance again.
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I’m sorry I talked you into leaving your job and “vibe coding” a Prediction Market Trading Bot. You’re right, that was a stupid idea. Do you want me to draft a message to your boss apologizing now?
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If you want to know what’s wrong with crypto, look for the value extractors. You’ll know them because they dress like nerds. Not stained and greasy, but nerds who got too rich too fast and think their only option is to look like supervillains. They’ll try to dress themselves up because it’s always been about them and never the product. Never about improving, only enriching. They’ll pose for cameras, looking like idiots, then blame someone else for taking the picture. As long as you have Jean Paul Gosselaar couture, you can say whatever you want about “Rebuilding the World” because it doesn’t matter. You already took the money.
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dfinzer.eth | opensea@dfinzer

what a delightful, well-timed photoshoot in all seriousness: - i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve heard “opensea is done.” we’re still here. - if you start a business you can and should make money from it. but if you actually know our team, you know that our focus has always, from the start, been building products that people love. that will continue to be the case - my wife got into bitcoin in 2011 (years before nfts were a thing), has always paid for everything herself and started multiple non-profits while advising me. she’s never used the term “product mommy”, but she’s the most brilliant person i know and has built me into the person i am today. marry someone who builds with you, learns alongside you, and who is deeply dedicated to your growth no matter the ups and downs - our industry is still small and misunderstood. for crypto to scale it's eventually going to feel invisible and permeate all of culture. that's a big part of opensea's vision. we saw an opportunity (not without risk) to share it with VF but what that article became wildly misrepresented our industry and our own story. that's a bummer, but we'll have more shots at this - it's not the critic who counts. to create anything of significance in the world takes time, pain, mistakes, courage, the willingness to be both deeply misunderstood and disliked, and glass-chewing. luckily the glass-chewing make you stronger. onwards

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the tone of that salute emoji was Napoleon acknowledging the French army at Elba
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let’s listen to commentary on the culture by a middle-aged, nose-pierced diealone.
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When the shit hits the fan, food shortages and flight delays, it’s up to one overgrown Dane named Lars, who had dreams of being a rugby-playing farmer, trained by a private security firm on protecting hated individuals in large crowds, wondering if the little nerd and his NYC NPC wife are worth it.
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another day, another hack trying to turn worse stories and worse writing into a crypto show
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Be how the tech gurus tell you. Flabby, egg-shaped heads saying not to talk to anyone, not to go outside, not to take any risks. Just swallow the slop.
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As the WBC ends, the best baseball players in the world return to their middling, sometimes revolting, blue-collar steel city teams.
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Because if there’s one thing we learned in the past few days, it’s that the front row of the magazine rack knows what it’s talking about.
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You don’t realize how screwed the next generation is until you actually see your cousins with their iPads at the table, then put their heads down to take a nap.
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You still have glorified bots with web3 in their name giving tips on taking crypto mainstream? More crime and kidnappings.
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You can usually weigh 5-10 boxes of Pokemon cards before a Target employee says something.
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After all that shitposting and all that money you wasted, would you say you made Dad proud?
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Why does every Mormon give off an energy of molestor or molested?
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Go Team Italy
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