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@OhYouBlockhead

author | screenwriter | Bellagio native

Katılım Temmuz 2017
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The Phillies fans cheer as the mascots flee. Storming the field at Citizens Bank, $90 Liberty Bell beers gone empty, the unruly crowd demands blood. Blooper’s face is stoic but there’s fear in his eyes. Mr. Met hides in the bullpen. The Phanatic steps out from a dark corner.
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You see it more. The bar falls. When a CEO can’t slop together a thread without making it obvious it’s poorly written AI, he’s either too lazy or too stupid to think you can tell the difference.
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“People look down on crypto,” claim AI employees who extracted value from tech and finance then raised millions to make talking coffee mugs
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Getting excited for the Home Run Derby just to suffer through Netflix pissing and shitting the bed
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There are 5th graders who have never written a sentence by hand in their entire lives.
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The automatic windshield wipers come on in the new car and you realize you will need robots forever
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Wearing Meta glasses to watch one of those vintage videos and pretend you’re in a RadioShack then Pizza Hut, flirting with the waitress, in 1994
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You knew the collectibles market was booming but you didn’t know PSA was forcing graders to piss and shit themselves, starving and shaking, to check the edges on your 2022 Japanese Radiant Alakazam
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“In this house we don’t talk to cops or journalists.” The average journalist is usually a failed creative who will do anything to malign a story enough to get it printed. The tech journalist is even worse, viewing progress through the dirty lens of their own life.
dar@radbackwards

I gave WIRED the exclusive on our hands launch, and they wrote a really weird article about how we are sexualizing robotics… wired.com/story/the-1x-n… I felt pretty betrayed because that’s not what they told me they were writing about not is that what I’ve ever been about… actually I stand for quite the opposite… But I’ve come to find a lot of dishonesty and malice in the journalism community so I wasn’t surprised. This is what I sent the author… I’m only sharing this because I hope it encourages journalists to resist the click bait trap and tell truly awesome stories because I for one don’t believe journalism is dead— I think it’s just starting and just needs to evolve past the weird corner of the internet where data driven optimization turns everything into smooth brained shocking brain rot bullshit. The technological revolution we are going through should inspire a journalism renaissance. Not let it fall into further decay. There is so much brilliance at play in the world and the stories should be told! My note: “[author name redacted], it was nice talking to you, but I wanted to let you know that I didn’t enjoy your article at all. I understand the need to be inflammatory because that seems to be the only thing that gets clicks these days but that doesnt mean you shouldn’t recognize when something special is in front of you. I trusted our PR team in saying we should offer you the exclusive on what is one of the most important technological developments in the history of Mankind and I deeply regret it. Good luck with the rest of your writing career. -Dar Sleeper”

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The WSOP is great for watching some of the worst people in the world get lucky for a few days.
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You missed the latest meme coin? It’s over. You’ll never be one of the inbred looking people in the crypto vape cabal. You’re never going to be invited to sit on a Google Meets with a trust funder trying to sell from side wallets and call it a podcast. “What if I figure it out?” It doesn’t matter. You’re not in the TG chats they think are private to coordinate dumping on followers. You’ll never sit across the table from the SOL grifters at Nobu while they look at their phones, each with their own “cousin/friend” who they brought because they can’t trust anyone for the same reason they have several medications just to go to sleep at night.
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AI writing has definitely gotten worse which is impressive considering how low the bar was for simple creative writing. Uncanny valley occurs at word choice, at the cellular level. To explain why a human would never use a certain word in a certain context is to define God.
Joe Weisenthal@TheStalwart

I used to cynically think “AI writing sucks, but it’s better than 90% of people at it.” But I’m less sure. I think it’s gotten worse. At least in the Anthropic family, 4.8 and Fable 5 outputs are so larded with Claude-isms I increasingly get straight up unintelligible outputs.

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If you spend $1.5 million of your family’s savings on chocolate cake and eat it, you’re a fat piece of crap. But if you gamble $1.5 million of your family’s savings and lose, you’re a sick victim.
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Which is better today, the orange slop or the white slop?
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There are still crypto accounts posting cash tags. You can excuse one cycle of shitcoin slumming but when you see people from 2021 posting “hood rat coin” you have to unfollow. Say a prayer for their mother who clearly needs it then apologize to their dad who will never hear it
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A new gig economy booms. People are able to rent out their brains to corporations from $1.50 to $5 an hour while they sleep. Companies test marketing strategies, innate consumer preferences, and build demographic taste profiles. The class action lawsuit comes later.
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Wow. Using AI to write everything for your project is really working. You’re hitting your stride! Some people might think you have room temp IQ and lack a backbone, but you’re going strong.
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Coming from Vegas, it’s crazy to see how weak-willed places like Philly and spineless people like journalists treat this. Harper was fulfilling a contract, because God forbid one of the faces of the MLB not be forced to do paid content for fans in the dark on an off-day at 12:45 in the morning. He has his likeness used on MLB official broadcasts, merchandise, and advertisements, all advocating to place as many bets (parlays, even) as frequently as possible using the MLB official betting partner, but the moment there’s a chance to link third-order effects, you’re so stupid you hate the player and not the game.
Philadelphia Inquirer Sports@phillysport

Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' Bryce Harper.

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You might be spending a lot of time making fun of adults in Pokemon cards but remember they won’t be here next year
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No, I don’t think I’ll buy a scam coin from a guy whose dad has a Wikipedia page.
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