Mike Timko-Lantern 🎃

Hold on a second, you mean to tell me Superman has been fighting the KKK since the 1940's, but the KKK still isn't an official terrorist organization. Declare the KKK, guys. At least step over that low bar.

@JoeHulbert Just doing fucking anything at this point

Fuck yeah man, I love The Shield

Miguel Cabrera, Calvin Johnson, and Sergei Fedorov should all be ready to jump Tobias Harris as soon as the Pistons land back in Detroit. Miggy should provide bats to everyone. #NBAPlayoffs #DETvsORL

@WrestleTalk_TV Please stop talking. @bullyray5150.

Bully Ray says that Tony Khan should give Zoey Stark five minutes on AEW Dynamite to 'tell her story' following her WWE release: "If you're Tony Khan, and you invite Zoey Stark in, what's the first thing you allow her to do? Here you go sister, here's a microphone, you've got five minutes. Go tell your story, go make people love you, and if you tell your real story, not only will they love you for your determination, and your passion, and your drive, but they will hate the WWE for letting you go. "It's right there on a silver platter for Tony. You don't have to do any work. Wait 90 days, sign the girl to a contract, end of story. And Zoey is good in the ring, she'd be good for your women's division. "(AEW) is the perfect company to do it in, but if you're gonna allow her to go out there, and give her five minutes, and in that five minutes people emotionally connect with Zoey, give her a standing ovation, 'thank you Zoey', whatever it is, you've gotta follow it up. "You've got to give Zoey time to prove that her knee is 1000%. She talked the talk, now she has to show you what she can do in the ring with her new knee, and let the world understand the WWE should have never released me. "Zoey Stark before her injury wasn't knocking the world on it's ass, she wasn't doing anything super great or awesome, I know that, you know that, she knows that too. But to get hurt in the ring, and not to be given an opportunity after you came back, I'm sorry. Every once in a while in this industry, compassion has to come into play. "The right thing to do would have been let her have at least one more match, and if you weren't gonna do that, then the right thing to do was a phone call from a familiar voice, at least expressing thank you for being here, for trying so hard, I'm sorry things didn't work out, that's the right thing to do. "At the end of the promo what she can say is 'all I wanted to do was see Triple H one more time and say thank you for allowing me to get back in the ring, but I never had that opportunity, so tonight I'd like to say, Tony Khan, thank you for allowing me to get back in a wrestling ring'. Dude, instant babyface." (Busted Open Radio)

@MIULOVEGANG No. It's not until May 15th.

Is Supercard of Honor this week?

@WrestlePurists Nice to see that they scooped her brain off the floor in Orlando, and managed to put it back in her head. That's good news.

🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED SOL RUCA WILL OFFICIALLY SIGN WITH RAW NEXT WEEK! #WWERAW

I'll say this, if the Flyers fall behind early in Game 6, the series is over. A young team, at home, losing momentum. The crowd will turn on them, and they'll be defeated before they even get back to Pittsburgh. #NHLPlayoffs #LetsGoPens

It used to be better.

@WRFurious I can hear Daddy Magic on commentary.

Monday Night Rampage #WWERAW

@ShokoMuse She's gonna do a dramatic reading of Mein Kampf on Rumble, and then get mad when you think she's a bad person.

Me when I've worked in the United States for the better part of a decade and have to pretend I didn't know how being excited to be featured on Fox News will come across

@JCup2013 She has one powerful enemy that will ensure she never even gets in the building.

I just want to make this clear: There is no universe where Tony Khan should even entertain the idea of bringing in Zelina Vega, and will sorely regret it if he ever actually did. She is the type of signing that really hurt the company 2022-2024ish

The Bald Identity.

@KeemWins She dog walks the majority of the STARDOM, and that really upsets the joshi hipsters.

Miu Watanabe is one of the best wrestlers in Joshi today and the only reason why this isn't said more is because of where she wrestles and the stupid "stigma" people still give it today. Also, easily one of the best babyfaces of this generation, man or woman. That's undebatable.

@MaiNguyen0294 Not if it never goes on in the first place.

The condom ALWAYS comes off

Hey, @DairyQueen, when are we doing Cocoa Pebbles?

@HighFlyLo It reminds me of that time a few years ago when the Rams said, "Jared Goff is our quarterback." Then, they got rid of him within 48 hours.

@WrestlePurists No, this is like when the Rams said "Jared Goff is our quarterback", and then they traded him within 48 hours. Public reassurances like this never mean anything. In fact, they're often the kiss of death

Nick Khan told staff in a town hall that Paul Levesque will continue in his role as head of creative, according to sources who viewed the town hall. It’s unclear whether Khan’s comments reflect a formal extension of Levesque’s employment contract or a less formal affirmation of his performance as head of creative. - @POSTwrestling | @BrandonThurston

@WrestlePurists So, for all you people tweeting #WeWantKairi, you are the vocal minority, and they are going to plow ahead with whatever they have planned. Now, are you going to stage any meaningful protest, or just do more hollow stuff online that they can easily dismiss?

Nick Khan pushed back on criticism of WWE’s product during a town hall, characterizing it as coming from ‘a vocal minority.’ He specifically cited the perception that WrestleMania Saturday was less well-received than Sunday. “Khan went on to read multiple messages from around 2015, which may have been tweets, that were critical of WWE’s product at that time. He appeared to be using the examples to argue that such criticism has historically proven to be unreliable.” - @POSTwrestling | @BrandonThurston

@WrestlePurists Not surprising. Most of these people who came up through WWE don't have any real passion for pro wrestling. They love WWE. They're not gonna grind on the indies. Honestly, this is good for the business. If you don't have the heart for it outside of one company, get out.

Luca Crusifino announces his retirement from professional wrestling following WWE release: “I am forever grateful for the friendships that I made along the way. From talent, to coaches, to the creative team, to every single person I came in contact with at the performance center ... thank you! Thank you for pushing me, believing in me, and sharing the ring with me. I've learned more than I can ever put into words and met some of the greatest people that will be friends for life. As of today, I'm officially stepping away and retiring from professional wrestling. It's not an easy decision, but it's the right one for me.”

@ReneusMeister Once Dave is gone, you're gonna really see the damage of WWE propaganda. Because all that's going to be left in wrestling media are people who grew up as WWE fans in a post WCW world. You'll never see the name Jim Landos on here ever again.

@Oh_TheHorror Also, he doesn't care as we saw with the mask fiasco

A subject that worries me a lot is the future of historians in pro-wrestling. There's like 2 or 3 actual historians nowadays and it's scary to think that if something happens to them, WWE will control what's left of the actual history of the sport.

@KeemWins People know how to stage a meaningful protest. They just don't have the stomach for it. And that goes way beyond wrestling.

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