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@kingkohli__fan @imVkohli I had to read this sort of shit all because of you @imVkohli

Brobbey has scored more World Cup goals in 20 minutes than Wayne Rooney did in his entire career (3 World Cups) That's how stupid it is to judge footballers purely on World Cup numbers

The woman who hated me most in the office won the company lottery. The prize was $2 million. Everyone congratulated her. Everyone celebrated. Everyone except me. Because ten minutes before the winning numbers were announced, she had walked into my office, locked the door, and said:

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

AQI so low today due to early showers - could see Mumbai Skyline from Shivling point, Lonavala #mumbairains

@mufaddal_vohra This mf henry performs everywhere except when he was needed for csk.

NEW ZEALAND BEAT ENGLAND BY 253 RUNS AFTER LOSING THE 1ST TEST. 🤯🔥 - Matt Henry picked 11 wickets!

@MadridXtra Brazil would go out handsomely

🚨 As it stands, Brazil would face JAPAN in the Ro32.

Cannot stop imagining what this Portugal would do if they had Erling Haaland as their striker and Cristiano. Coming in to play cameos at the end. But we get an aged Ronaldo forced to play the main man as Gonzalo as backup.

I wish Ronaldo was the dictator everyone thinks he is, I wish he was like mbappe in terms of the team internal workings and squad structure, he allowing randoms to break the team harmony 5 days into the tournament. It’s gone I can see this team out in R32.

🚨 BIGGEST UPDATE ON ROHIT SHARMA WC 2027🚨 - Rohit Sharma is going to play his last International match of his career tomorrow. - BCCI has officially conveyed the message to Rohit Sharma that he won't be part of the 2027 ODI WC.

It’s already clear to me that Portugal won’t win the World Cup. You simply can’t win with this much toxicity, just one fucking draw and everyone is losing their heads. Relax damn

Just jealous of Messi not as a player but as an Argentine he is supported so deeply post 2016s by his teammates, wtf was that from Neves refusing to glaze the greatest player of his country and probably all time. The Portugal team is pathetic. All that entertainment vanished.

. @B_Fernandes8 incase you missed it on IG .

A message of hope to the children affected by the conflict in Syria. @SavetheChildren

Bernardo fcking Silva get the fck out of that team.

Não era o arranque que queríamos, mas isto está longe de ter acabado. Cabeça levantada e foco no próximo jogo.

Teacher-Those of you haven't done homework leave the class and call ur parents Me- Still sitting in the classroom because my experience tells me the teacher isn't actually going to check the homework

endrick: esse são meus vidros favoritos gosto que eles são bem limpos ancelotti:

Hala Madrid 🤍

@KevOnStage You missed out on everything now it’s just the end credits and post credit scene going on.

I’m kinda pissed I wasn’t into soccer earlier in life. I feel like I missed out on greatness.

@Bhanu_R780 Sehwag

- Virat Kohli didn't have a double century in ODI cricket - MS Dhoni didn't have an overseas century in any format - Sachin Tendulkar didn't have a triple century in test cricket - Yuvraj Singh didn't have an IPL century Can you guess a player who achieved all of these ?🥶🤯