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Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and says to the girls, "Get 2 inflatable dolls. These guys are too drunk to notice." During the walk home, one guy says to the other, "I think my girl was dead. She never made a sound or moved." The second guy says, "Well, I think mine was a witch." "Why do you think that?" asked the first guy. "Well, I bit her on the arse, and then she flew out the window!"

My friend found out that her dog, a schnauzer, could barely hear, so she took it to a veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and then the dog could hear just fine. Then the vet proceeded to tell my friend that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. So, my friend went to the store and bought the Nair hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t wear deodorant for a few days.” She replied, “Oh, I won’t be using it under my arms.” “Well then, if you will be using it on your legs, refrain from using body lotion for a few days.” “I won’t be using it on my legs either,” she said. “If you must know, I will be using it on my schnauzer.” Well then,” said the pharmacist. “Stay off your bicycle for a few days.”

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If I’m not wrong, I think this is the moment where he told Güler something like, “these kids play without using their brains.” Not gonna lie, I really didn’t like Gündoğan’s attitude during his time with us. As a player, he did well, no doubt, but in terms of character, it felt like he came in with the mentality of a captain from a treble-winning team joining a group of players he didn’t fully respect. It often gave the impression that he saw himself as above the rest, like he was coming in to “teach” a team of kids rather than integrate into it. And in trying to be a leader, he sometimes crossed the line into making it feel like he was bigger than the group itself. If you compare that to Lewandowski, who was an even bigger name when he joined, he never gave off that kind of vibe.

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Talent only gets you so far in life, eventually, you have to take responsibility. Rafa Leão was once a $100M+ player, now just another headache. 🔴 ⚫️ x.com/Qmm213euro/sta…

Let me get this straight… OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.” Then he raised billions of dollars. Then he closed the source code. Then he converted to for-profit. Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone. Then he used YOUR writing YOUR art YOUR code to train his models. Now he’s on stage saying you’ll pay HIM to access intelligence. Just like a water meter. He stole all of your data. He built the product with your work. And now he’s going to bill you to use it… Corporate greed has reached an all time high, and they’re not even hiding it anymore…

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@yoxics These people are nothing more than a more sophisticated version of the fucking bums that stand on street corners and at intersections begging for or demanding money. Pathetic.

The question you asked was exactly what I asked myself when I first entered the University of Ilorin campus as a 100-level student. I looked at the road stretching from the school gate to the academic area, twisting and turning, and I wondered: "Why stress us? Why didn't they just pave a straight line that would link us directly to the Faculty of Education?" Several people gave me funny responses. In fact, some even said it was for aesthetics, others said it was to prevent overspeeding. It wasn't until I got to 300-level and was introduced to Engineering Survey that I got the answer. It's a technique called Gradient Management. If you build a road straight up a steep hill like that, the slope becomes too sharp. A car engine has limits. If the road is too steep, vehicles will struggle to climb, and heavy trucks will roll back. Coming down is even more dangerous because gravity will pull you down so fast that your brakes might fail. To fix this, we intentionally make the road longer and windy to reduce the steepness. Think of it this way: It is easier to walk up a gentle ramp that wraps around a building than to climb a straight ladder. Winding the road spreads the height over a longer distance, making the climb gradual and safe for engines. Also, a straight line through a mountain means you have to blast through solid rock or fill up deep valleys, which costs billions. And as you know, following the natural contours of the land is not only safer; it is way cheaper. So in short, we are just using Geometry to defeat Gravity. You get?

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Started off 2025 at a 16.4 handicap, Played 132 rounds of golf Managed to win the C & B division Dropped to 10.4 in Dec 2025 Just won 1st place in the A Div Single figures loading...

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Messi: 91 goals in a calendar year CR7: Over 950 goals in his career El Shaarawy in FIFA 14:

japanese volleyball player makes the most genuine apology after accidentally hitting someone with his serve

My wife and I were discussing our wills. She said, "If I die first, I want you to get remarried. Don't be lonely." I said, "Okay, I will." She looked annoyed. "You'd get remarried that fast?" I said, "Well, I'd wait a respectable amount of time." She narrowed her eyes. "Would you let her live in our house?" "It's a great house," I said. "Why not?" "Would you let her drive my car?" "It's a new car," I said. "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" "No," I said. "She's left-handed." ...And that's how I got caught.

Justin Gaethje: “You got taller?” Paddy Pimblett: “Everyone was talking about my posture yesterday.” Justin Gaethje: “You looked like a question mark.” 😭😭😭

A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asked, “What’s your name son?” The boy replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir” The officer looked at him kinda funny and said, “Oh, do you have a stutter?” The boy replied, “No sir, my Dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole”