Melissa Giraldo

I straight up can't believe someone laid such a nasty fart on this crowded ass train, and didn't poop their pants. At least a little.

LIVE on #Periscope: Bourbon st at 2 am pscp.tv/w/aFZlLjM5NzI1…

LIVE on #Periscope: Walking thru a male strip club at 2 am in new orleans pscp.tv/w/aFZiIzM5NzI1…

LIVE on #Periscope: Bourbon st at 2 am pscp.tv/w/aFZhQjM5NzI1…

LIVE on #Periscope: New Orleans cemetery pscp.tv/w/aFSOUjM5NzI1…

LIVE on #Periscope: Sophie just got spayed. pscp.tv/w/aEom7DM5NzI1…

LIVE on #Periscope: Going to go eat crab!! pscp.tv/w/aENDbzM5NzI1…

I entered the @AlphaBRAIN Gaming @RTXEVENT contest to win a trip for two to #RTX2015 at alphabraingaming.com/rtx gvwy.io/zn4b6xm

Some TV people at my job are talking about starting a show about ppl eating in restaurants and talking about art. Really? #no

@broadzillaa hey...I guess

Who is the butthole who thumbs upped all the creed songs on the pandora at work?

Guys are always whining about getting friendzoned. Its because you're ugly. Thats why.

I can feel my wisdom tooth growing. I'd rather have someone punch me in the face. Then deal with this constant pain.

Riker relationships tip: Don't confuse infatuation with love. Just kidding. They're the same thing.

@Saraaaa819 Can you NOT

@Saraaaa819 god life must be so horrible for you.

Just saw a old hag eat dirt on a razor scooter. She was so surprised. Maybe its because ur riding something meant for 12 year olds.

Shit ppl in the #upperwestside say "Do u know how hard it is to get kicked out of Jamaica with OUR name!". What is this a teen drama on MTV?

I just found the Bollywood side of youtube. Now I just want to belly dance and eat naan simultaneously.

I wish I could sleep forever but I think that's just called dying.