Oil Sheiks

We're proud to announce of newest member of the squad @RhysGorman, joining the Sheiks from @LongfordTownFC Welcome to the Oil Sheiks Rhys!

@ShamrockRovers @UCDAFC @Molde_FK Unlucky lads! Trials for the Sheiks Saturday Afternoon 4pm on the Rugby Astro. €2 for the referee and don't forget a bottle of water thanks

Great article by @Dublin_ie on the AIB Superleague and everything it brings! dublin.ie/living/article…

@BucsFanss @BucsFanss the @OilSheiks have also entered the race bidding 3 barrels of oil for him #halasheiks

@chorleyfc @ftfc @chorleyfc happy to loan you our #1 @bruno_tadros for your FA cup Fixtures only. Tadros is as agile as they come & a great penalty stopper.

Congratulations to Gareth Barry . An incredible achievement

We demand a fair treatment by the UCD league authorities. The fiesta must continue #movethefixture

For the thieving dog men that keep hounding us for tickets to tomorrow's fixture, THE GAME IS OFF, OK? IT'S FUCKING OFF.

Was he in breach of Article 141.2 when he built an extension onto his riverside cottage in Wicklow? All will be revealed. MUST read stuff.

Make sure to read the Daily Mail tomorrow for an exclusive on how an unsubmitted building permit led to striker @nols99 fleeing to Korea.

We can confirm that a bunga bunga party involving a raft of underage prostitutes has been set as Giovanni's clean sheet bonus #rewardsystem

Following 7 months of back handers and crippling financial outlay, Oil Sheiks can confirm the signing of Serie C goalie 'Giovanni'

8-2 to the Oil Sheiks as the unbeaten league run continues. an unstoppable oil explosion

Allah has given us a sacrificial lamb to be slaughtered this weekend. In return we will burn a thousand fields of oil in his honour 🇸🇦

Christmas training camp was very Oily, The Sheiks will be back very soon to continue dominating the league

Touch of class from the Oil Sheiks as they win their last game of the Arab calendar year 5-2

Allah has decreed that all able bodied men aged 18 - 35 must assemble at the GAA astro at 1pm, where we will decimate an army of infidels.

No game this weekend because we run the game. You'll do fuckin nothing!

Proud day for Old Boys @LukeMcGrath93 & @DanLeafy94 on their first caps for @IrishRugby vs @RugbyCanada #stmc #irevcan

Darndale Pushovers didn't dare to honour the Sheiks with an appearance today. Allah has awarded us an Arab walkover.