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The shade Patrick Kane threw at Toronto on TSN radio was hilarious “I’m a winner and winners don’t go play for teams that can’t get past the first round, so my decision will be based off a team that’s pointing in the right direction, not one with constant failures.”

Even after being eliminated over 2 weeks ago, Evan Bouchard still has more points this postseason than Cale Makar.

@jujunym Start with therapy.

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In the past decade, the Toronto Maple Leafs have won as many draft lotteries as playoff series.

Evan Bouchard has more career Game 7 points than Nikita Kucherov.

@jujunym A professional yapper in her natural habitat.

i love coming 2 twitter every time i have a complaint it's so #freeing

From a statistical standpoint, for two stars who have been on the receiving end of infractions all playoffs, the probability of McDavid and Draisaitl drawing zero penalties defies logic. It’s evident that refs put their whistles away because Oilers star players are too good.

Since 2021, the Oilers have played in 85 playoff games, more than any other team. That's not a fluke, that's sustained excellence. McDavid’s best shot at a Cup is in Edmonton.

An injured and depleted Oilers roster still pushed the Ducks to 6 games, not a great sign for Ducks future.

Oilers have outscored the Ducks 15-11 at 5v5 this series.

Oilers have led for 63:38 more than the Ducks this series.

Anze Kopitar closes out his career without a single series win over the Oilers in the playoffs.

Oilers have 9 players with more goals than Nathan MacKinnon this postseason.

Oilers stand alone as the only playoff team with 8 5v5 goals.

Jason Dickinson and Kasperi Kapanen have scored more goals this postseason than any Colorado Avalanche player.

Connor McDavid’s 138 points this season are more than the Ducks top two scorers, Cutter Gauthier and Leo Carlsson, combined.

Evan Bouchard finished 3rd in the league in assists this season with 74, tied with MacKinnon.

Evan Bouchard’s 95 point season surpasses the career best seasons of both Cale Makar and Quinn Hughes.

@jujunym Savoie would never be assaulted by genetics or have a hairline that matches the timestamp of playoff failure.

@OilerAnalytics he also has a better hairline and will never be bald

Matthew Savoie has more career first period hat tricks than Auston Matthews.

Kings haven’t beaten the Oilers in a playoff series in 37 years, which was 13,514 days ago.