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@Olamzzy412
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High Point, NC Katılım Şubat 2023
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Damn, I had one roommate with body odour.
Back then I used to stay at a private hostel, so my dad paid for 2 man room.
This guy will have his bath , use his polo that he wore to dry his body, then leave it on his bed, mixed with other dirty clothes.
I’ll come back from school , the whole room will be oozing.
Damn my God. Jesus Christ of Nazareth
I’ll help take out the polo and dry it under sun.
He will come back, look for it and pick it up. And do the same thing
Not only that , he was doing POS services, every time knock on the door, my God.
No peace of mind, I wan craze.
I’ll buy water , e go finish am.
Oya buy na, NO. That one na even less.
But you see that body odour , I can’t describe that feeling.
The day he signed out, na me sign for him clothe pass but e no go understand my happiness.
Samuel Olusesan@SAMUEL_OIM
What's your worst roommate experience?
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Have you heard of night life in ile -ife ?😂
AOJ | Fanatix ⚽️𓃵@aojjustaoj
If not for OAU, Ile-Ife is a very boring and empty place.
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@WeezyBabyp5 @meetbammy Come to ma DM, I've got questions to ask you
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I will find you,
When I do,..........
Morayoninuoluwa@rayoiscute
Friday🥹🤭 What’s your plan for the weekend?
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Imagine make she come visit you, make rain just begin fall immediately 🫠
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@Donjaytrix001 God bless women for a being Men’s source of joy
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Me the first time I sucked a woman’s breast that is not my mum
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
Mother shares her daughter’s reaction after tasting ice cream for the first time
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Once again, medical students are left out in their so-called "central transportation system"
There is no option for students who take cheaper buses from town directly to SUB
My own is that make nothing do availability of bikes because problem go dey gan
We will occupy campus gate, and no buses will work if anything do towngboro buses.
Don't fix it if it isn't broken
If the new transport system that is supposed to make life easier wants to make life harder for us, we will not open our eyes and let it happen
SENATOR 🤎🟫@SENATOR_MEDIA_
GENERAL INFORMATION Students are expected to ride with purchased tickets. M100 NO CASH Tickets is used per drop. Buses are to ply Main Gate to SUB only except for Special Routes. Tricycles are to ply hall of residence, Staff quarters, academics and bank/worship center
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Does that mean town gboro buses and bike won't be working?
SENATOR 🤎🟫@SENATOR_MEDIA_
GENERAL INFORMATION Students are expected to ride with purchased tickets. M100 NO CASH Tickets is used per drop. Buses are to ply Main Gate to SUB only except for Special Routes. Tricycles are to ply hall of residence, Staff quarters, academics and bank/worship center
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*Until he entered my dm again 😑
🕸️@recreatings
life been so chill recently i almost forgot i lost the love of my life
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Bro,I literally told my tailor to always add inner pocket in front of my trousers to keep my bazooka,I Know it's big ngl!!
The_Bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina
Bro. You have a Big Penis!! The reason you think your penis is small is because you view from on top, A Bird's eye view which will always make your Penis appear smaller. You want to see the Real Big size. Stand in front of a Mirror and see the Enormous weapon you carry.
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