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This Week Only - Today's Lexophile Pleaser - Sticky Notes Theme: The sticky note asked me what to do with a controversial blog composition. I told him not to put it in the parking lot. Post it. #TLP

@nicolelexss Math is your problem. If you were born in 1972, you’re 54.

Is my age an problem? I’m 52 born in 1972

This Week Only - Today's Lexophile Pleaser - Sticky Notes Theme: I had trouble remembering things. I would often rack my brain and mumble...hmmm. hmmm. hmmm. Ya' know - 3Ms. #TLP

Homemade béchamel. My wrist is killing me. Get your mind out of the gutter……

@TheRealDudja Shawshank Redemption.

@Hoorain154 Singles. Garden State.

I'll start with "Pulp Fiction", "Maximum Overdrive", "Grosse Point Blank" & "Cruella".

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: The hockey player was superstitious about his unique stick made out of Douglas fir. It must not have been working because, on a breakaway, he lost control. It was just bad line puck. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I had a premonition that I'd spot the lead actor of Homeland. It was Clairevoyance. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Today is a motley combination of foolishness. It's a Wednesday - hump day. Blah. More like harumph-day. Today has to be Mr. T's favorite day of the year - lots of people to pity. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I met brothers Beau and Jeff at a humidor. I went to light their stogies but accidentally touched them both with a lit match. I hate it when I burn Bridges. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: When NATO approves penalties, they're sanctioning sanctions. #TLP

What do you call it when a football tight-end suddenly starts playing at the top of his game? Gronkking. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: After both the Democratic and Republican Senators reached a compromise and passed the bill, they wrapped it up with a metal ring. Each side declared it a ferrule. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: What would you call Betsy Ross if she had made the flag inside an underground plumbing system? A sewer sewer. What do you call a tour guide made out of metal? A lead lead. A largemouth fish with a deep voice? A bass bass. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: The old spy fractured his femur. Now he's broke and staggers. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Since 3,000 BC humans have devised ways to track the moon and sun. When it comes to time and season, there’s both rhyme and reason. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: What do you call an amphibian who quibbles about the littlest of things? A pettyfrog. #TLP

Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Every time she sank an even putt she got hungry. Maybe it's because she just had a baby. Either way, she has postpartum. #TLP

@ronsterd89 IBM stock

@MbarkCherguia KHAN!!!!!!!

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Ricardo Montalbán?