Old Man Like Ron

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A hawk? You sure luv? Thought hawks had good eye sight? Cop for the milk bottles on it 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 a hawk.. do me a favour. First hawk I’ve seen that needs a prescription from Specsavers 😂😂😂😂😂

Please inform the BBC that I too, will not be appearing on MOTD tonight!

Kids of today… fucks going on?! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #IslandBoys

Oh this looks the bollox! Ps don’t worry I’m not dead. Just resting. I’ll be back as that big cunt says

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RIP Phil! I’ll see ya in that great bingo hall in the sky my son #PrincePhilip

@piersmorgan You’ve done some god awful shocking shit in the past my son and I’ve always said “na... that Piers Morgan’s alright”.... but this... THIS is unforgivable!!!! MILK LAST!!!!

No no no. Always milk first -> bag in -> water in. That is the only way to get perfectly stewed tea texture every time.

Happy Easter ya shit cunts. I’ll be back soon! Just busy shaggin #Easter2021

I’m gonna say it now... STATUE OF CAPTAIN TOM!!!! And put it somewhere decent for fuck sake!!!! #CaptainTom

Suck my old cock!!! When the government start paying my rent then they can tell me how many people I can have in my house! 😡

@londoncabbie1 Yes I will!!!! Watch

@OldManLikeRon You trying to get an invite to the Premier ron ...no chance

Ok!!!! I’m in!!!!! This actually looks the bollox!!!!

New Years 2020... Pretty much sums up the whole year. #HappyNewYear2021

Oh fuck me... this already looks the bollox!!!!! Double excited!!!

Tier 5? You having a laugh?! We were JUST in tier 4?!!! This shit is getting like the actors who play Ben Mitchell on Eastenders. No sooner we get used to one... BOOM!!! Another takes its place!!! #ShitCunts #tier5

Merry Christmas everyone... I woulda said it sooner but I was balls deep in Xmas brass!!! Love ya all. Ron ❤️

Ron’s Nativity!!!! #MerryChristmas youtu.be/9APU6Qu635Q

@sgiddings73 It’s too long

Ron’s nativity!!! #MerryChristmas facebook.com/66376966067623…

My Christmas nativity video drops tomorrow 10:30am... bit long for Twitter tho with the shit cunt 2:20 I’m allowed 😔