OldMenWithWhiteBeards

i'm an old fuck and even i think tariffs are a bad idea

I was yapping back when you frothing MustStopMurad bag-holders were still trying to figure out which end of your ledger to shove up your own asses. Take your half-baked bullshit and vanish back into the worthless Discord pump group vomit you crawled out of.

@YPO_NFT had a few close calls

@OldMenBeards Thought you had died by now tbh 🤓

<tap, tap> does this thing still work?

@YPO_Impact worms wouldn't have us too chewy

@OldMenBeards Hey you’re still alive! 😃 Thought you were feeding worms by now

gmOlds fuck, that didn't come out right

I told @fonkydonk not to do this anymore, the machine's secrets need to be held back. BUT HE IS INSISTING. Good lord, get that man a beer to just shut his yap.

Screw a Times Square billboard. We're in the middle of making a deal with the Depends people to get Old Men on the new boxes. NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE DON'T DELIVER FOR HOLDERS. #ad #diapers4all

@tecmo_bo @The_Grandads @SeizonNFT

@The_Grandads @SeizonNFT Bruh… @OldMenBeards

Whoooo, old ladies in the hoodies coming in HAWT. Might have to see about inviting some more these people through the ol' portal. #oldpeople

Show me your latest AI artwork 🦾

You vs the Old Man she told you not to worry about. /cc @tropoFarmer

Good fucking lord, we've invented something entirely new. Welcome to the BEARD BEANIE™ generation.

NEXT ASK IT ABOUT OLD PEOPLE PLS

Oh fuck, Doug took a dump in the portal and THESE came out. He's gonna clean it up, what are you gonna do, that's Doug. Gonna pound a few beers and figure out what to do with these weirdos.

@poof_eth @wagdie_eth WE LOVE OLD MEN WITH BEARDS (even those with gangrine on their junk)

Update if you haven’t been keeping up with @wagdie_eth

@polywalleye @fonkydonk

Probably a good time to mention that @OldMenBeards is a joint creation between Larva Labs, Snowfro, Michael Jordan (yes, THAT one) and myself.

Cat's out of the bag. To be clear, we are NOT affiliated with Nike just MJ. Not of them are helping on this next iteration tho, typical angel investors.

What in the tarnation got into the damn machine today? Someone put some weird juice in there and then started playing The Last of Us. We cried because...emotion... and this MFer came out.

Ok listen up fuckwads, I know that @elonmusk has y'all in a tizzy here but Jerry H has fired up the portal again and the basic models are finally being spit out. I'm gonna drop some serious alfalfa soon on what's going on here but just know these are, as they say, the floors.