Old Scrunge

#CautleySpout #icewall #Cumbria

They snuck the consultations out hoping no one would notice, and made them deliberately confusing. I have explained what these are, and now created a simple 'how to guide' in downloadable PDF form to help you respond. youtube.com/watch?v=iUdble…

@LlareggubHall @FidelCuntstruck this one has more protein!

Holy fucking jesus 😱

youtu.be/iUdbleVuIFc Watch this as well. Looks like we've been shafted!

@RamsesNibblick Yup! Sorry, had to rescue some tatties

@OldScrunge I can’t say I blame you. Quite a few have gone quiet on here of late. Good to see you back… is it a flying visit? 😊

@OldScrunge Eh-up stranger, where’ve you been hiding!?

@RamsesNibblick Perhaps it's one of my 2 #DPD parcels? This is what the #uselessdpddriver left for me, #notabloodyclue

Bollocks, this is going to bug me all week now wondering what this imaginary parcel that I never ordered is. 🤔⁉️

Definitely deserves a retweet.

@DPDgroup_news Well the DM is going well #sarcasm

@DPDgroup_news Done

@OldScrunge Hello and thank you for reaching out to us. We’re sorry to read this, if you are having issues with the delivery of a parcel, please contact us via direct message so that we can assist you. Kind regards

@DPDgroup_news Totally useless. Driver made no attempt deliver. He waited at the end of the road and then left. He even left a blurry photo of his failure! Why do you never phone?

@DSR_F11 Nothing to do with how all deaths are being registered?

Absolutely brilliant. Well deserved👏👏

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@rustynail1971 I spent several hours in A&E. Not 1 person used their feet to open the bins or elbows to operate taps. Hand washing 5 seconds max! Relative in hospital for 3 days reported exactly the same! #nhs

@allisonpearson Don't forget my new word: Whittycism. The art of bamboozling the public with misleading statistics.

Ummm....plastic bags containing... plastic bricks! #LEGO bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

I'm often told to 'stick to cancer' so let me do that. Disruption caused to diagnosis, treatment and research will cost countless lives. Coronavirus tunnel vision has caused the biggest cancer crisis in my lifetime. It's a disaster. I will continue to raise awareness of that.

@estherk_k Conversation earlier today with someone who had covid19 (positive test) just as lockdown started. In bed for 9 days. Wife and family unaffected. Made full full recovery

Lockdown was meant to SLOW the spread of Kung flu. Not eradicate it entirely. Or force muzzles on everyone that didn't comply. You can't keep people locked down indefinitely for a flu with an over 99% survival rate 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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