🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠

Life Goals: 1. Build my own shouse with decent plot of land 2. Clean built truck 3. Find a loving women who understands what my job entails 4. Start a family 5. Not have an outstanding tool bill by age 30

Back in my Koe Wetzel Era

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Nothing like learning you have to leave for Cleveland on Monday at noon to teach a class you have no experience with, get to the hotel at 10pm, start class at 7am with no materials, make it thru the day and then work on PowerPoints for 4 hours in the hotel after dinner😴

Hope I’m making you proud Big Dawg🫡 #SDP

Smoke cig in a bar in Texas✅

Retweet if you think your tax dollars should never go to illegal aliens.

The Feds (bartender) gave me truth serum (alcohol) to coerce state secrets out of me (tell that woman how I want her to sit on my face)

Bro cooked 💀😂

Ink therapy been callin my name, so I splurged and got two 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

Tan lines on a bitch gotta be the hottest shit

The musics now drowning the voices today🙃

No, Greta, don't say it!

Yikes...

It’s a lot harder to take a piss while smokin a cig then expected

Life is so beautiful. What a gift.

Me protecting my feelings this 2025

Highlights from Team USA's win over Canada, but I turned them into a meme because AMERICA RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇸