Being Lauren Oliver again

I fully did not know this #delirium box set existed and no one has ever felt fancier. Pls bring me crumpets and a butler immediately. amazon.com/Delirium-Trilo…

@cinemaswifts Excellent

@OliverBooks oooo this is a hard one but maybe someone like shakespeare or maybe louisa may alcott??

Hey y’all! I’m working on a Top Secret and UNBELIEVABLY cool project. If you could talk to anyone in history, who would it be?

Short summer (!) note to all of you sweethearts who write me to check in on me or tweet that you hope I am hydrating, I was reflecting on how moving that is. You’re loving people. That is the only thing worth being in this lifetime, or any. Love you chickpeas v much.

@kctewallis Oh nooo I should probably be an adult and email you paper work this weekend huh?! Cannot believe how fast it crept up mannnn but it’ll be fun

@OliverBooks I WOULD NEVER REJECT YOU MA’AM!!! i’m 100% on board with anything and everything so just always assume if i don’t respond it’s because i’m too excited to formulate sentences

Wow. Just… wow. ‘Winnie the Pooh' Being Adapted Into A Horror Movie - The DisInsider thedisinsider.com/2022/05/26/win…

@kctewallis We will. Literally since NO ONE RESPONDED I assumed you had all rejected me but i may have to rejigger the dates for anyone who wants to pop in pop out. This is a crazy sitch but it is so worth it! Love the show and its vibe and its stories so much

@OliverBooks i’m good !!! i’m done with in person school THANK GOD and now i have a little bit of time off before we have the best summer ever

@kctewallis Not even CLOSE!! We are producing this season 4 for an amazing children’s show but so last minute!!I have been running around 110 hrs /wk trying to raise pennies for a show that won literal best kids show at Cannes and Winnie the Pooh dexter got funded I can’t

@OliverBooks where have you BEEN??? please tell me you’ve been taking care of yourself and drinking water and alllll the good stuff

@kctewallis Miss you how are you ??

@OliverBooks HI

***true crime trigger warning **** Dadddd for #truecrime fans and those who want to get a brief insight into the man who raised me - newest book of #murder from my pops

@ohlookitsviolet I believe in you and turtles !!!

@sicousi Double header and pls video!!

should I sing Ironic by Alanis Morrisette or Bitch by Meredith Brooks at this open mic?

Ummmm @kctewallis @cinemaswifts why hast thou forsaken me ??? Did you not find my scripts particularly appealing after all haha

@ohlookitsviolet DO IT

How come nobody in fashion has made turtle shells a trend? They look amazing for naps

@121Usanha Accepted and achieved

@121Usanha Omg I accidentally downvoted you and it was the worst half second of my life

Spooooooky I love my middle grade and you should too. The end, by Lauren Oliver

@kctewallis I mean for someone who has been on a work retreat all week and had an average of four hours sleep despite needing 12 I feel like I am really acing the assignment

@OliverBooks You look like you’re thriving

I’m not dead I have just been singing little mermaid in a giant ball pit. As one does