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Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people. The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor. Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

NOT EVEN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS “WAR” HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA “MAP” LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION’S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN. MANY ARE NOW CALLING ME GAVIN CHRISTOPHER “COLUMBUS” NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

And the absolute dumbest fucking part of this entire ordeal. The effective tariff rate we paid the rest of the world was 2% in January 2025. It will be 6% by tomorrow. We took a completely imaginary problem (that countries were unfairly tariffing us), and turned it into an actual problem. Elect clowns, get a circus. 🤡🎪

“It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression.” #TrumpTariffs #TrumpTax

Four years ago, in the middle of a pandemic, we needed a leader with the character to put politics aside and do what was right. That’s what @JoeBiden did.   At a time when our economy was reeling, he drove what would become the world’s strongest recovery – with 17 million new jobs, historic wage gains, and lower health care costs. He passed landmark legislation to rebuild our nation’s infrastructure and address the threat of climate change.    I’m grateful to Joe for his leadership, his friendship, and his lifetime of service to this country we love.

A little over 5" of snow in Rockville and still snowing @capitalweather

If you're angry because: -Inflation is high -Crime is rising -Migrants are invading -Fentanyl Overdoses are rising -The economy is bad The truth is: -Inflation isn't high, it is 2.6% -Crime has been falling for years and continues to fall -Border crossings are the lowest in over 4 years -Fentanyl overdoses are dropping rapidly -America has the best economy in the world You're actually angry about the endless lies designed to keep you upset, scared, and willing to support those who will make your life worse and take your rights away to "solve" these issues. Be angry at the people lying to you.

NIKITA KUCHEROV, WHAT A FEED! 🥵 He fooled everyone with that one.

This is just a NASTYYY assist by Kucherov 🍏

BAH GAWD THAT ANDREI VASILEVSKIY’S MUSIC

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This is why dad's are extremely necessary

One of these goals stood, one of them didn’t. Try to guess which was which.

Well, the crowd is ready, bunch of Ted Lassos in the crowd, and wait until you hear the reception for Mikhail Sergachev #GoBolts #TBLightning

KUUUUUUCH 🤩 Nikita Kucherov takes home his second Art Ross Trophy after finishing the season as the League's top point scorer! #NHLAwards

#Bolts Round One Schedule: Game 1 at FLA - Sun. 4/21, 12:30 p.m. ET Game 2 at FLA - Tues. 4/23, 7:30 p.m. ET Game 3 at TBL - Thurs. 4/25, 7 p.m. ET Game 4 at TBL - Sat. 4/27, 5 p.m. ET *Game 5 at FLA - Mon. 4/29 *Game 6 at TBL - Wed. 5/1 *Game 7 at FLA - Sat. 5/4 *if necessary

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Three players in NHL history have scored 40 goals and recorded 100 assists in a single season: - Wayne Gretzky - Mario Lemieux - Nikita Kucherov Greatness.

Glad it wasn't anything major #DCmetro

MacKinnon is having a career year, but the MVP belongs to Kucherov. Period! #nhl #hockey #mvp #hart #trophy #lightning #tampa #colorado #avalanche #oilers #edmonton #kucherov #mackinnon #mcdavid #stamkos #bolts #avs Let’s hear it…