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The worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes!!!

My dumb ass used to think “making love” meant having sex in slow motion. 😭🥴

@Samsonthegoat25 350k for one text… Yachty learned the hard way that celebrity dates come with hidden fees

@CallMeLyon7 Congratulations 🎉

I finally hit 1m impression today 😭 Let's connect 🤝😎

Collapsed fingering >>>>

If you were promised $1 million, but had to wake up at 5:30 AM every single day for the next 30 years… would you actually commit to that? 🤔

Eating pussy from the back is a top freaking activity 😌

@Samsonthegoat25 Akon trying to put Africa on with a big project and she priced herself out? Other big artists locked in for way less. Sometimes you gotta move for the culture, not just the bag.

I have a friend who is a virgin, but she masturbates a lot with a dildo. At that point, is she still really considered a virgin?

@CallMeLyon7 Lemme bookmark this for learning

My friend said missionary position. That you should place a pillow under her waist (below her lower back and just before her bum), then her legs on your shoulders. For better result, blindfold her while at it. It stimulates her more and you achieve the result you want.

@ericttah How can you feel sorry for the wife when you're the major problem

@Ayo__musco I can't believe this guy sang perfect then here filing for divorce

What's the first thing you look before dating a person????

Why do late night conversations create attachments so fast???

I just found porn from the 1920s OMG 😭

What if she squirt in your mouth while you giving her head??? 😐

Women can be so wicked. Why would someone give birth to Tinubu? 😭💔

I know having sex in a dream is supposed to be evil, but damn, those ghosts can really put in work. 😭😅

At what point does resilience stop being admirable and start becoming evidence that people have been forced to endure more than any should?