Sisi Femi, formerly known as Alabirin

Instead of Dirty December, let’s have Democracy December (or something fancier). Instead of concerts, let’s have rallies where we engage the people on the streets in conversation, enlightenment etc, food as well. 1/2

@LadyLPee Lol, girl. Moved into a new apartment and didn’t like about 3 doors so I called the carpenter to come take measurements and give me a quote. Anyway, the doors are working fine 🫠🫠🫠

The door i asked my carpenter to make has been quoted at almost 400k. Lmao. My taste is too high for my tax bracket. I will get that door.

@trafels The name of their baby 😅

Tani Wonder?

@Olufems 😘

Like DJ Consequence said, enough passing around… let’s take it outside!!!!! FLY POOL PARTY: The Surprisingly Good Edition is here with the biggest vibes! This one is strictly by invite though 👀 Expect more details soon. #FlyingFishNg #FlyingFish #SurprisinglyGoodTimes

Me to my team every time they tell me something I asked them to do will take some time cause of integration and bla bla bla: “so, why can’t AI do it? Isn’t that what we are paying it to do?!”

You send someone a message on WhatsApp, next thing they’re sending a voice note. If I wanted to hear your voice, I’d have called you 🫠🫠🫠

@justbabygirling 🤣🤣 probably same context

@Olufems Lmao! I don't know the context here, but I'm asked the same question a lot. 😭😅

“Are you done with school?!

Chelsea?!?! I’m sick 🫠😔

Sending cat reels to my cat-hating friends so the algorithm picks it up and they start seeing cat content regularly and they fall in love 🫢🫢

YouTube putting ads during a live broadcast is diabolical 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Timberland is my favorite shoe

Frenchie didn’t need to die 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ #Theboys

Playing for the ffffff’s (M) gaze

@Tolameora Your miracle is around the corner 🙏🏾🙏🏾

@Olufems Another tagline: don’t loose hope 😂

Churches on Sunday / midweek service will hear about how God can still do miracles with Arsenal winning 🏆

I guess it’s now safe to date an Arsenal fan 🌚

Sinner fan but I miss sincaraz 😪😪😪

@LadyLPee 🌚🌚🌚

@Olufems I believe in you and my 1% supporters fee.

Aren’t we supposed to be in rainy season?!?!! Why is it so hot?!!!!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

@LadyLPee Let me go and manifest $1,000,000

@Olufems See how you made it happen overnight. From your mouth to mother natures ears. Powerful woman.