dylan

Follow me I like women

What the fuck do you want me to do

@Yinniekins Freacher

realizing you fw a ship more than you thought and you know you might get skinned alive for it not because its problematic medias but because its cringe

sped-up gif

@kobrasxn Oh yeah my number one fan

@OmegaHernando Hey

I always say I want someone to be obsessed with me but everytime it happens it's always a mentally ill adult

How I feel owning a curly body pillow even though I loathe him

you put a wingless pad on before bed, and will wake up to find it stuck to the ceiling. my god.

Seeing jimcurly in the wild genuinely shocks me everytime

@archivedrue Just thought you should know

oh ok thank you anon

@kobrasxn @heartstabknight ????

@heartstabknight @YourHorseBoy HES A MANIPULATIVE LIAR

Why do people think i’m dating my best friend

how it feels when your favorite character has basically no screen time so you literally build them off of headcanons

ive been - blocked - unblocked - added - unadded - loved - hated but ive never been circumcised

I think I just found the first real ow gempost on tiktok

It was 152 over 83 incase anybody wanted to know

@kobrasxn But I literally cheated?

@YourHorseBoy 1. YOURE BITCHLESS 2. ITS NOT CHEATING IF WE WERE NEVER DATING

@kobrasxn I cheated on you ANYWAYS

@YourHorseBoy NO???

My dentist randomly started checking my blood pressure everytime I come in and idk if it's just me or if they do it for everyone

when nsfw acc likes my drawing so i gotta check if the goons are L or W (it's L 79% of the time)