Patrick

@paddypower not sure how I got this, do you guys want it back? #RainbowLaces #MessyNight

@Se_Railway Should they be bare foot though? We've all seen the state of your trains. Who knows what diseases they could get or spread

@OmgItsaFudge Hi Patrick, sorry to hear this, there is no dress code on our trains, however, passengers should not have their feet on the seats or tables ^RL

@Se_Railway do you guys have a dress code for your trains? Sick of seeing people bare footing it and rubbing their gammy cheesers all over your seats and tables

@Se_Railway I was delayed by 5 minutes because we had to make a longer stop because your toilets weren't working. Explain why thats not an inconvenience to me

@OmgItsaFudge If you've been delayed by 15 minutes or more, you can claim delay repay: spkl.io/6012AZo9E ^JV

@Se_Railway my train had to take a "toilet break" at Tonbridge as no toilets were working on the train, can I delay repay for this inconvenience?

@WelBeast Fuck off you fat fucking waste of space

The best among the rest ❤️

@FabrizioRomano Fuck off pasta boy

🔴⚪️ Massive late Arsenal win! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@WelBeast Fuck off you absolute moist cretin

Newcastle United lost to Arsenal but the pain goes straight to Liverpool fans.

You can now delete your drafts. Arsenal won.

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@EPLBible Be worried about what? Someone that's been in the league the last three seasons?

The Premier League should be worried.

@FabrizioRomano Deactivate clown

What a summer. Thank you! It’s been special once again, thanks for support and messages. Still more to deliver with more markets open… but what an European window! Time for changes and improvement soon, thank you all ❤️ Here we go 👊🏼

@indykaila Shut up you daft cunt

Exclusive 💣 According to our sources, Alexander Isak is staying at the ******** 🏨 in Ormskirk while he waits for 📞 that his bid has been accepted. Ormskirk is a market town in the West Lancashire district of Lancashire, England. It is located 13 miles north of Liverpool.

@gazundaa Yous are lucky to have him

Hearing Callum Wilson is actually a menace, wtf is going on

@indykaila *We've Don't suppose KFC have told you what spell check is lad.

We got 𝑬𝑿𝑪𝑳𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬 news to 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 at 5pm for Liverpool Football Club. Not the news everyone is expecting 😲 Stay tuned

@indykaila Get back to frying chicken you wet wipe

Alexander Isak’s agent is in Newcastle now. We have been tracking his ✈️

@indykaila @NUFC @LFC I'll advise you to get back to frying the chickens. More chance of you revealing the colonels secret than you landing a big transfer scoop. Window licking, chicken frying, wannabe journalist.

We have been advised not to attend the @NUFC v @LFC. We will not listen to the advice. We know so many great #nufc & #lfc fans ❤️ We will reporting from the game for our other work/accounts.

@SamueILFC Bore off you depressing cunt

No wonder why 100 strikers have rejected Newcastle after how they’ve treated their most successful player in 70 years.

@indykaila @LFC @CPFC 🚨Exclusive 💣 Our understanding that @indykaila continues to lick windows. One would wish he would lick the deep fryer whilst on shift at KFC 🧨

@indykaila @NUFC Exclusive 💣🚨🧨 @indykaila continues to lick windows

Exclusive 💣 Partners & children of all @NUFC players are invited in to the Training Ground for lunch & activities 🥳🎉this afternoon except Alexander Isak ❌ According to sources, certain player kids 👦 are upset their star player could leave the club This is so upsetting 😢