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@brianmtaylor Living the dream!

@Holloboles something something something bootstraps

@brianmtaylor bookend every 20 mins of gameplay with 30 mins of conspiracy talk radio to complete the experience.

Game Review: Abyss Odyssey's Chilean heritage makes the roguelike platfighter interesting, writes @brianmtaylor goo.gl/W0p68w

Windows 8.1 is so goddamn awful I think I'd prefer to saw my own dick off for amusement instead of being subjected to that shite anymore

@brianmtaylor did you sell your yard ok?

Dubstep the anxiety away

Today is a Pretty Hate Machine kind of day

@thefringeninja What about a home made of bacon? Jus' sayin'

Trapped in Long Island. Send help.

How I Met Your hahahahahahahahahhahahaohgod

@thefringeninja I'm putting together a fund to finally put an end to TBA. What can I put you down to pledge?

Let us descend like locust upon the Target Christmas clearance aisles.

@wonderLlama Cleaning up Christmas tree sick bros

@brianmtaylor At Twlefe Night

@brianmtaylor FYI I'm stood in queue behind someone who looks just like you except with a less impressive fro

It's a bit odd seeing actors get into wardrobe on stage

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Victory

@brianmtaylor I prefer efficient.