Omon one

For my life, I never see aboki wey be stammerer before.

@luxemiaa Your husband is a fool for even telling you, it’s non of your business until he finds out they aren’t his, when it turns out they aren’t his then he can bring down a mountain on your head but if they’re his, life goes on like nothing ever happened… what a fool of a man.

So, my husband woke up today and decided to make my life actively annoying. He cornered me in the kitchen while I was just trying to drink my iced coffee and casually announced he wants a DNA test for all three of our kids. Honestly, I didn't even look up from my phone. I just stared at my screen and told him that sure, we can do that, but if the results come back and prove that he is actually the biological father of these three loud gremlins, I am packing my bags and leaving him forever. Like, an absolute immediate divorce. The sheer audacity to add another stupid errand to my week is just wild to me. The funniest part is......

@DeraKent1 @AjeboDanny Dia definition of game these days will only lead you to spending a lot to impress her, it’s a lose lose situation for the man.

@AjeboDanny Them go say u no get game😂😂😂

No, it isn’t. Prostitution has always existed. Nothing wrong with paying for sex if it’s consensual & within your budget. The one thing you shouldn’t pay for is LOVE.

@otfskinnyy Wetin dis one dey talk?.

😂 This Dj Tunez na another type of hilarious human being. I swear this internet go too boring without TUNEZ & Big Wiz. This why it’s called entertainment. No be to dey go gym and tour.

@godwinsunzy1 @otfskinnyy You nor lie 1 bit but ein fans go deny till dem kpai

@otfskinnyy Who no get hit no go fit tour ooh lol who no get body and never chop well no go fit gym so Tunez just dey fool himself and wizkid no Music again na drama now to dey relevant we know the settings

@GODBOY23243433 @Dammywinn @adeyemi_NSNV You’re not saying anything sensible bros… hear yourself.

@Dammywinn @OmonWallz @adeyemi_NSNV I Dey talk of 2017 gle 63s v8 biturbo, only 3 for Lagos . Shalli been Dey drive one a certain time, then two yoruba guys get making it three .so Nor Dey change direction, show me prove say more than three Dey Lagos, simple as that!.

This Dapper na proper bad guyyyyy 😂 Omoh, he collect Shallipopi Benz, dash am to Balloranking. Still collect the same car from Balloranking, repaint am fresh, then hand over to TML Vibez. Na only repaint he dey do every time he collect the car😂He go soon collect am from TML Vibez and give Bhadboi OML next 😂😂

@GODBOY23243433 @adeyemi_NSNV Dis one dull o, E say only 3 for Lagos, lmao.

@adeyemi_NSNV You Dey lie , this na 43! Shalli own na 63s. Only 3 for Lagos

@boladeakinfenwa @Ayanfe_Baddo Then being g@y is a sign of wisdom abi?… come on shut up.

@Ayanfe_Baddo “We’ll catch ham” And do what? Homophobia is a sign of low IQ.

Machala jam Agaygay people on TikTok live and it didn’t end well 😭

@SHUGAZMM @Ayanfe_Baddo @carterefe__ Any deal wey go make me sellout on my principles make I nor see am o.

@Ayanfe_Baddo Someone should be advising @carterefe__ Guy you are now a big brand after your fight. International brands are watching. When it comes to homophobia, you don't pick sides even if you hate it. This alone fit cost you deal wey fit lap you generational wealth. Next time lock up.

@_Booka700 @FGirlrita Omo I been sabi Jusewayne from studio waka waka that year for the town o, I was shocked to see that he was the one who was killed days ago.

@FGirlrita They just cut Jusewayne life just like that so sad Ekpoma is really gone

A young man was brutally murdered last night around 9pm in Efe Block, Ekpoma gunned down at close range by suspected kidnappers, shot in the chest and head. Is this what Ekpoma has turned into? A town that was once peaceful and safe, where people could walk freely even at 3am without fear. He was a hardworking young man who loved this city. His wife just gave birth a few months ago, and heartbreakingly, his child’s dedication is today💔 It’s painful and unacceptable that lives are being lost like this, yet nothing decisive is being done about the growing insecurity. This is beyond sad. @EdoPoliceNG @PoliceNG @realDonaldTrump @officialABAT #EkpomaIsBleeding

@theblingsnatty Damn, had me almost teary eyed

The best Korean series you'll see today, The family don't deserve him😢😭

@TheGrandmaBoy Nigeria was still largely safe as at the time of these robberies.

When Banks Became Targets: The Shocking Wave of Robberies That Gripped Nigeria 🇳🇬 Some of the Most Dramatic Bank Robberies Nigeria Has Seen

@Knick_RSA Daft lot, I bet if a white man stood there his tone would be entirely different

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️ Ngizwe Confronts illegal Foreigners coming out of a Church. One of them seems to be getting disrespectful when they told him he must go home Illegal Foreigners have been warned to go to their countries before it gets Violent 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 They will leave.

@socetyluvsvicar @Quamclips It confused or you didn’t know what you were talking about, well done is well done, medium rare is medium rare, leave all this your baseless assumptions about it being different abroad to what we have here.

@socetyluvsvicar @Quamclips Bro stop confusing yourself and stick to the meaning of the terms, she’s acting like eating well done steak is a classless things Bcos, rare and medium rare is glorified by the rich, that’s all, you now saying well done is the one with the pink and red inside just means you had/

“if we go to a restaurant together and you place an order for a well done steak? Heh. Just know that you are never seeing me again. You are never in your life going to cross paths with me again. Don't ask me questions. Go about your way, I go about mine." —Caramel says

@socetyluvsvicar @Quamclips You’re explaining rubbish that you don’t understand… well done steak is the properly cooked 1, medium rare steak is the one with the pink or red that you’re talking about, people think it’s classier to eat it that way, she’s trying to sound classy hence the rubbish she’s saying.

@Quamclips Let me explain this video : Well done steak in 5 star restaurants are never cooked well, it’s always still red or pink on the inside so to her it’s eating raw meat. That’s why she’s leaving

@MachalaDoctor All fake

Omah Lay don start again, wetin this dey actually do self 🤦‍♂️😂

@Levi_Ackernan2 @knowledge_AH E sharp

@OmonWallz @knowledge_AH E Dey house.. na only bungalow full my street I no fit use am😂🤲

When i told VDM to causation that diva wey dey talk about person for six days some people been dey abuse me. Na today una go know say rain no dey fall for one man roof.

@otilorski @AjMachalaa You’re mistaking me for your dad.

@OmonWallz @AjMachalaa Replying to someone’s story is cringy. And this idiot bastard go dey text girls wey dey shake yansh for sc o

If Una know the name of this flower wey Wizkid post so laugh go finish Una.😂

@Levi_Ackernan2 @knowledge_AH Where your odm gear ?

@knowledge_AH Kpos