This is Whole Foods, not a dog park. When did it become okay for people to bring their pets wherever they go, and why are there three dogs sniffing each others buttholes next to the rotisserie chicken??
I hope my downstairs neighbor and her strawberry vape that I can always smell in my own apartment get sooooo rich that they move into a bigger place 😘✌️
I have this recurring, work-related stress dream where I don’t get my pages until pictures are up. In last night’s edition, I didn’t my script until I got to set bc they horribly misspelled my email. It was ten whole pages of dialogue, and it was all in Chinese. Nightmare!
To the Tesla driver using the center lane to go slower than everyone on the 110 just now: I know, your shiny new car has ✨ autopilot! However, you are 👏 holding 👏 up 👏 traffic! I need to you to STOP IT 🛑✋ and use your gas pedal like a normal person! Please, and thank you 💖