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🚨 Real Madrid are reportedly considering paying €80M bid for William Saliba this summer. 🇫🇷⚪ Saliba is understood to be one of Madrid’s TOP priority defensive targets as they look to strengthen the backline for the future. 👀 Arsenal are reluctant to entertain offers, but Madrid are closely monitoring the situation ahead of the transfer window. 💣 Would €80M even be enough? 🤔

Eberechi Eze: "When we do win, it will be down to everyone else to deal with that." 🔥

AAA is now promoting the "Serenata for El Grande Americano" event for tonight in Mexico City. It was previously planned for yesterday but had been canceled.

Peter Jackson laments the death of physical media: “You can get Blu-rays and DVDs, but they’re almost a niche product for aficionados now,” Jackson said. “Since they only sell small numbers, no studio wants to put extended features on them or to extend the cuts. We did hours and hours of behind-the-scenes material for The Lord of the Rings DVDs, and so many people have thanked me for doing them. People would watch that stuff over and over again because it inspired them to make films. That’s all gone now, and I think it’s a real shame.” Do you still get real books and DVDs?

Y’all —

“PLEASE OPTIMUS I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!"

🚨 Arne Slot: “I congratulate Arsenal on winning the league, Mikel and his staff did a tremendous job”. “But they have been a different champion than last time, it's first time in 30 years 40% of goals had from set pieces!”. ⛳️ “Luis Enrique said they are the best off the ball in our league — and I agree”.