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We need this in Lagos traffic

@MugenLord @CampbellCoal Remember to post your reunion 👍

@CampbellCoal Didn't know that was possible. I never went on a deep-level search for someone before. I'll look into it, thanks!

Wow, I found my senior high school photo of my Business Teacher and me, Ms. Lu, back in 2005. She shaped me into the person I am today. She was so hard on me, and I didn't get it at the time. I remember the time she gave me an after-school detention for scoring an 85 on my Accounting test. The rule for this exam was that if you scored below 70, you would receive detention. As no surprise, the 8 Asian students in our class scored 105, and I was the only student who scored in the 80s. The rest of the class failed, and yet she still handed me a detention. I thought she was picking on me. I was furious, and she pulled me aside. Then she told me why she made this decision. Ms. Lu: You're so smart and yet so lazy. You do the bare minimum to get by. The look on your face after receiving that 85, you settled for that score, knowing you have the potential to aim much higher. You are an "A" student, nothing less. There's hope for you, and I don't want you going through life doing the bare minimum and settling for it. She told me that I can score a 105 and I didn't believe her. I didn't believe I was as smart as those Asian students in my class. But she told me I am just as smart as them if I stop being lazy. Boy, that put flame under my ass, because the next Exam I scored a 110, 5 points higher than the smartest Asian Girl in the class at the time. She was pissed and in disbelief that I had a higher score than her. The class was generally surprised that I pulled it off. Since then, I was an "A" student in her class. I even surprised myself, and I thank Ms. Lu for that. I miss my teacher. I wonder how life is going for her right now?

Four Nigerian companies made over ₦1 TRILLION each in profit last year, not because last year was the year they made their highest magnitude of sales, it’s because of increase in their service charge and product cost. These companies benefit from a broken system, ordinary Nigerians do not. Zenith Bank: ₦1.04 trillion. Dangote Cement: ₦1.015 trillion — doubled, while selling LESS cement. MTN: ₦1.11 trillion — after losing ₦400 billion the year before the 50% tariff hike. NNPC: ₦5.7 trillion — the biggest profit in Nigerian corporate history.

This is exactly how a multi-billion-dollar company is created. Fortune always favours those who solve day-to-day problems.

NIGERIA: DO NOT LET THESE CLOWNS WRITE YOUR STORY. Get serious with media and narratives. It affects everything The NY Post published a story on April 7, 2026. Written by Nina Joudeh. Headline: "Shocking fraud racket uncovered in California, with tentacles stretching to Nigeria." (aol.com/articles/shock…) Let me show you exactly what that headline omitted. And why Nigerians and Africans should read Western press coverage about their continent with EXTREME CAUTION. Here are the actual facts from the official DOJ press release, published April 6, 2026, the same document Nina Joudeh had access to before writing her story. (justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/b…) One man. Ifeanyi Emmanuel Ugwu, 49. Bakersfield, California. He ran Franklin Finance Inc. from December 2020 to August 2023. He operated 20 bank accounts across nine banks. He collected $5 million from 100+ people and transferred it abroad. That is the whole case. One man. No cartel. No racket. No network. Now here is the sentence the headline chose not to reflect. The DOJ press release states, in its own words, that the money was transferred to "CHINA, Nigeria, and elsewhere." China is listed first. The money went to China too. Nina's headline: "tentacles stretching to Nigeria." Not China. Not "and elsewhere." Nigeria. That is an observable editorial choice, visible to anyone who reads both documents side by side. Now the numbers, directly from the same DOJ filing. (justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/b…) Of the $5 million total, the DOJ specifically confirmed only $580,000 as verified fraud proceeds traced to cybercrime victims. That is 11.6% of the total. The DOJ charged one count: operating an unlicensed money transmitting business, not fraud, not racketeering, not conspiracy. No co-defendants were named. No Nigerian crime network was identified. No cartel. No syndicate. Nothing that justifies the word "racket" in any legal or journalistic sense. The headline used that word anyway. Now zoom out to the FBI's own IC3 2025 Annual Report, published the same week as this article. (ic3.gov/AnnualReport/R…) Global cybercrime losses in 2025 reached $20.877 billion. Nigeria ranked 12th among foreign countries filing cybercrime complaints, with 1,219 reports. (technext24.com/2026/04/07/nig…) Canada filed 7,479. India filed 5,879. Japan filed 5,764. The UK filed 4,106. The biggest driver of global losses? The FBI's own words: "largely perpetrated by organised criminal enterprises based in Southeast Asia using victims of human trafficking as forced labour." No NY Post headline about tentacles stretching to Cambodia. And who topped the FBI's own list of countries receiving fraudulent wire transfers? Hong Kong. Mexico. Indonesia. Vietnam. The Philippines. Nigeria DOES NOT appear in the top five. (ic3.gov/AnnualReport/R…) The headline still said "tentacles stretching to Nigeria." This is part of a recognizable editorial pattern. In January 2026, the New York Times published "The Screwdriver Salesman Behind Trump's Airstrikes in Nigeria," written by Ruth Maclean, the paper's West Africa bureau chief. (dnyuz.com/2026/01/18/the…) The story characterized Emeka Umeagbalasi, a civil liberties advocate, former Amnesty International volunteer, former Human Rights Watch associate member, and founder of Intersociety, primarily by his side business selling tools in an Onitsha market, and framed him as the central explanation for a US military airstrike on Sokoto. The story did not lead with the fact that US Senator Ted Cruz, Representative Riley Moore, and Representative Chris Smith had cited Umeagbalasi's research in formal congressional contexts over the preceding months. It did not lead with the fact that Bishop Wilfred Anagbe of the Makurdi Catholic Diocese had testified before the US House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee in March and November 2025. It did not prominently address the fact that the Nigerian government itself stated it had provided intelligence for the Christmas Day strike. Former senator Shehu Sani, former presidential spokesman Reuben Abati, and Arise TV anchor Rufai Oseni all publicly challenged the framing. (vanguardngr.com/2026/01/from-c…) Intersociety formally accused the paper of misrepresentation and false attribution in a press statement. (lawandsocietymagazine.com/fact-fiction-o…) A full independent analysis of the NYT story and its omissions was published by TheCable. (thecable.ng/did-the-new-yo…) The observable pattern across both stories is the same. A man transmits money to China and Nigeria. The headline mentions Nigeria. $8.6 billion in investment fraud driven by Southeast Asian criminal enterprises. No equivalent headline. A US military strike driven by US senators, US lobbying firms, and US military command over twelve months of congressional activity. The headline names a Nigerian man selling screwdrivers in Onitsha. What disappears in every telling is the complexity. What stays is the Nigerian name. To every Nigerian and every African reading Western press coverage about their continent: the DOJ's documents are public and free at justice.gov. The FBI's annual cybercrime report is public and free at ic3.gov. When a headline says "stretching to Nigeria," check what the actual filing said. - Check which countries were listed first. Check what the charge actually was. - Check whether there were any co-defendants. The headline is not the same thing as the document. They are two different objects, and one of them is a choice. Ifeanyi Ugwu broke the law. He will be sentenced on July 27, 2026. That is right and proper. This post does not dispute that, and it does not defend what he did. But a single unlicensed money transmitter in Bakersfield, California, with 11.6% of total funds confirmed as fraud proceeds, sending money to China, Nigeria, and elsewhere, is not a "shocking fraud racket with tentacles stretching to Nigeria." It became that because of an editorial decision. The DOJ's own title for the same case was: "Bakersfield Resident Pleads Guilty to Operating an Illegal Money Transmitting Business." No tentacles. No racket. No Nigeria in the headline. Nigeria is 220 million people. It is a country. It is not a tentacle. Read the source documents. They are public. They are free. They tell a different story. Nigerians, Get Serious With Media and tell your own stories. These editorial choices keep insulting 220 million people. Let's put an end to that narrative.

@madeNdade38 @josh_uglyasf

@OnassisHahn @josh_uglyasf

This may blow your mind but how do people who do open relationships genuinely think it would work??? I am of the opinion that someone who likes you really can’t do that open relationship shenanigans with you but hey, what do I know🤷🏽‍♂️

@JustKelechi Gay. The show died after Charlie left

Peaceful life? Not anymore 😭

Not many people know "The Princeton Challenge". But it can change your life overnight. It started when Tim Ferriss gave a guest lecture at Princeton University and handed the entire class an assignment. 👇

You think I'm happy living abroad? I have a family I grew up with, whom I love with all of my heart - and the reality keeps dawning on me, on how many times I will see them before I one day turn 60. People I saw daily, or once a month - I haven't seen in years, and would realistically only see once a year, going forward. You think I'm happy? That one day, I might end up having children and my siblings might not have the relationship with them - the relationship I had with my uncles, in my formative years? I remember clearly how they would take us to MrBiggs every Sunday - I am currently reliving the flavour from that meatpie. How we would go to the family house in Ikeja, every year for Eid. The grandchildren uniforms, the snacks while watching your uncles slaughter rams. You think I'm happy that I might one day lead a family of children who might not know their version of that? WTF will I be doing in another man's land, if I did everything they asked me to do from childhood (face your studies, be exceptional, stay away from crime, be hardworking) and opportunities lined up for me to be the best I could, in my motherland? WTF will I be doing here? Why will I condescend myself to living in a clime where I have to mentally switch from sun burning weather to teeth clenching winter - when I came from a land where I never needed gloves? You think I'm happy? If I could do honest work, be on my way home and not have to bother about the risk of getting shot by the people meant to protect me, because I have some lines of tattoos on my body - you think I would leave? If I could trust a justice system to defend me, ensure my rights even though I am a nobody - have trustworthy institutions banking on the highest standards, not have to worry about the bread I eat, the fake drinks from the club or streets, the fake drugs - you think I would leave? Don't get me wrong. I am grateful for the opportunities this clime has given me, to test my limits - to be everything I thought I could be. But all of these, in replacement for the soul I grew up with? You know the satisfaction that settled within me when I could wake up on a Saturday morning, stroll to the Iya wanke's place - relish an entire plate, or some ewa agonyin while watching children battle it out, in a 5 v 5 across the streets. That communal living that relished my soul, is now replaced with silent streets and finely divided sealed terraces. You walk through the city centres in the evenings - you see friends having an aperitif (they do so every evening), you see grandfathers meeting up with their children, you see entire families with extended families living across the streets, first cousins are even able to use the same gym and you remember what that looked like for you back home? You think of all your friends scattered across continents, some you might never get to hug again. For a lot of diasporans, you don't want Nigeria to work more than us. A lot of us want to come home, but what is home? Where is home? When will home feel like home? I hope to continue living life without lack, in comfort, with accomplished dreams - but I want to do so, with soul. When I die one day, I want to do so - with soul.

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term” -Bola Tinubu, 2023. Every time you see this video, Please share, please repost, please retweet. Make sure every Nigerian sees this. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!!

Dear @elonmusk Nigerians need your help. Internet access here feels like a scam. We pay for data from MTN Nigeria, Airtel Nigeria, and Globacom, but speeds are unreliable and data disappears faster than it should. Nigerians consumed 4 billion gigabytes of data in just 3 months. January to March 2026. N3.33 trillion spent on data alone. Starlink is already a game changer, but pricing keeps it out of reach for millions who need it most. Make Starlink more affordable in Nigeria. You won’t just disrupt a market. You’ll unlock opportunities for millions of young people building, learning, and working online every day. Africa is ready and Nigeria is waiting. @Starlink #Starlink #Nigeria #FixTheInternet

@onetruechap @Layyenne

@Layyenne feeding 29 female mouths also counts as helping the less fortunate.. be thankful

bro took that defensive role serious 😭😭

@Biodun_OG Obough kolos

They really need to do strong background checks and drug testing on everyone..... cos what is wrong with her😂😂

We’re not offended that you don’t want children. That’s your choice, and no one is trying to take that away from you. What offends men is when that personal choice turns into pressure on other women to do the same. If feminism is truly about choice, then it should respect all choices…including women who want to have families. Constantly pushing negative stories, videos, and tweets to discourage younger women from having children doesn’t feel like empowerment; it feels like influence. There are plenty of men who don’t want kids either. For example, my colleague is 53 and chose not to have children. He doesn’t spend his time online trying to convince other men to follow his path.why can’t yall move on with your choice? Everyone should be free to decide what works for their own life…without pressure, fear, or messaging that suggests one path is superior to another.

@Samsonthegoat25 Wise decision. She will live long enough to take care of the kids after his deatg

UK billionaire Benjamin Slade, 79, reportedly said his financial adviser told him he should get married and consider a younger partner, warning that up to 40–50% of his wealth could be lost after his death. He added that, having worked hard for his fortune, he feels he needs a wife to help ensure it is passed on properly. He then admitted that his thoughts briefly turned to Millie Bobby Brown, but since she was 18 at the time, he said he would have to wait until she turned 20 before making any move.

@PUREWILLIEZ @josh_uglyasf 😎😉

@OnassisHahn @josh_uglyasf You know ball

@OzorNdiOzor Is this guy a real lawyer? I have never heard them serving RICE in Kirikiri o 🙄

If 1.5 billion naira is mistakenly transferred to your account, will you refund it??

@Blakefbso @fruitjamz333 You say that like they are no men out here realizing their 5 kids aren't theirs after 30 years of marriage 🙄

@fruitjamz333 Ak you 40 go start a family this shit getting sad for a male version of Wendy Williams

Akademiks explains the REAL reason #steffondiggs is being sued by his BBL Chef— after she accused him of strangling her for speaking to others about their secret relationship behind #cardib back

@naemah @Mlu__N2 He doesn't know AOL, how do you think he'll know msn?

@Mlu__N2 American online lol it was our version of MSN. 😂😂😂

What does AOL means???😂😂😂