★ Not @CallMeKrisStat ★

★ New Kris Statlander ★ ¤ Semi Descriptive, Shipping is possible with high chemistry. Pretty friendly writer too, just don't push for replies. Anymore questions? Feel free to ask! ♡ + ↻? ¤ ★ Thanks! ★

Yes. I know how to dress up sometimes.

@ToBeElevated That'd be 2 badass rises. Wouldn't it?

2025. My year.

Gym time will always equal one happy Kris.

Hiiiii.

Strong Alien!

Momma's Home.

@ShesALilBadGirl I WON! I WON THE FRIENDSHIP!

@OnceCosmicLike SHE TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANNNNNYWHEREEE

first person to finish this lyric wins my friendship “JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL…”

Muscle Mommy!

Momma's Back!

@KickzSoElite That's me!

She's just very special.

Hey, that's me!

Happy Sunday!

Butt + Thighs = My face.

Good Morning!

Smash.