ChrisG

Blue #The1PercentClub

Seems a bit pointless hanging around here for the repeat of a quiz show... #The1PercentClub

Pun #The1PercentClub

Spoons #The1PercentClub

This is another repeat, isn't it? #The1PercentClub

That hose is different...? #CelebritySabotage

Why does Judi Love always look like she's got a gob-on? #CelebritySabotage

It's like a fake show with celebs sabotaging a fake show with the general public.

Simon has a semi #BGT

1 card trick? #BGT

Yay! A tragic act! ...oh, i mean magic #BGT

Ok, so acts now get through because they're mates with the presenters...? #BGT

S h i t e. #BGT

Gail Porters voice is quite grating #TOTP

Can't stand Whitney Houston - don't care what you say #TOTP

Double boom? #TOTP

Ahhh...Friday night. A beer, a supermarket pizza, and the cobbles... ...oh #corrie

@Alexarmstrong @SadiqKhan Starmer can do whatever-the-flip he wants, nothing ever happens to him.

BREAKING: Starmer is set to make @SadiqKhan a Lord and is weighing up offering him a cabinet position in the upcoming reshuffle post May elections. This is sure up Starmer’s position. How well will this will go down when London rape gangs, which Khan said don’t exist, are all brought to light?

@TheGriftReport Absolute scumbag

🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING! Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia. Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son! DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW. Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.” 28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!

The beginning of the end of Theo #corrie