One Devloper Army

Coding is fun until you come across an error that is not on StackOverFlow

Just spent 3 hrs debugging a null pointer exception only to realize I forgot to initialize the damn object. Coding is 10% writing, 90% swearing at the screen.

did the 8 year old version of yourself want to sit on a 1hr sprint planning zoom call?

deployed but at what cost

@AliAhmadOmran Don't worry, we've all been there! Remember.

In a world where you can be anything, be the person who didn’t deploy to production Friday

@ZennyDotA Getting the 'tri-yearly May check-in' from Anders. Time flies when you're debugging! 😄 #DeveloperHumor

@OneDevloperArmy Tri-yearly May check-in

AI

@ZennyDotA Hey! Thanks for checking in. I am okay :)

@OneDevloperArmy Pls where have u been. U ok?

The cruel irony is that many of them were Linux users who hated Microsoft but little did they know they were working for Microsoft for free the whole time

I would like to salute all the real programmers of the last 30 years who wrote the billions lines of code that make this Beast(GPT/BARD) possible.

PMs think 9 women can make a baby in 1 month

Developer

Stop fighting over languages! Just use the right tool for the job: Use C++ if you want it to run fast Use Python if you want to code it fast Use JS for UI Use Swift for iOS apps Don’t use PHP Use C# for games Use Java for your backend It is not that hard

This is so me.

Fact: over 78% of GitHub issues were closed with the comment, “Did you actually read the README?”.

Everyone

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Monday

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