Mike Lane

Why is the grammar check function of outlook telling me to take commas out of things like this? Super annoying! Do we not add commas before and & but anymore?

RimWorld - Odyssey releases in an hour! We are STOKED

Announcing RimWorld - Odyssey! Full announcement: store.steampowered.com/news/app/29410… Build your own ship and travel across the planet. Explore fungal forests, volcanic fields, and frozen ruins. Raid bunkers, tame new creatures, and launch into orbit to scavenge tech from space wrecks.

Achievement Get: Nickel and Die-Med (Reach out of pocket maximum for health insurance in less than 6 months)

@Nika_Howard I’ve got two female dogs currently, previously I had a male and a female. It was good either way. It’s more important that the two dogs in question have personalities that mesh than anything else.

This hotel is awesome!

@matthewmmorris A friend of mine has also had an issue with those green lines on his new computer. What graphics card did you have?

My daughter asked me what “goated” means because she hears it at school all the time. I replied that I wasn’t familiar with that one. Then my son wide-eyed cuts into the conversation, You guys don’t know goated?! Geez, do you even watch YouTube?!

Happy New Years!

I’m sick, so I placed a crazy order on door dash for some stuff at 7/11. The person is gonna think we high as hell over here

It’s great when you randomly get someone’s drink at the bar because they had to go. Way to be on a Friday night!

Is it bad if, because of work, you are thinking about drinking by 10:30 AM? Asking for uhh a friend…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I find it funny that I’m almost always the youngest person in a lot of my professional exploits. It’s been a running joke since birth as I was the last of six kids…

No context: Defender of the Seven CLINS!

Unhappy cyclops, right?!

@matthewmmorris Nothing. Just enjoy the ride.

On another note, fuck this makes me feel old…

Celebrating my 18th Wedding Anniversary today! I’m thankful that I’ve been able to be with such a wonderful woman.

@arcanevice Happy Mother’s Day!