Call The Hotline Bro ☎️

@ItsKingSlime He be saying this shit with so much conviction im starting to believe all three on the same team can win it all 😂

@DrDumbfounded @SGP_Parlay

@SGP_Parlay Only thing you can reliably bet on is WNBA prop UNDERS. Money printing machine.

Btw stop putting USD on WNBA if you think NBA players are point shaving wait til you find out about the WNBA

“thank god it’s the weekend” me saturday and sunday :

we grew up in the best time to be a kid and the worst time to be an adult

@FearedBuck Posting ai drake photos is nasty

@CookedByScott @ScaryMnstrz Nah don’t backtrack now doodoo man

@ScaryMnstrz No it was a friend

THIS NIGGA SHIT HIMSELF LMAOOOOO

@WillieBBurner @FearedBuck There really is a druski skit for everything 😂

@FearedBuck Andrew and Tristan Tates lawyer right now:

UK prosecutors have charged Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate and are seeking their extradition from the United States. The charges include: - 7 counts of rape - 3 counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation - 3 counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm - 19 additional charges related to indecent images of children and extreme p—nography

@notiyda @nikitabier @dwr Fr for the people like me who reply on everything if that shit was posted yesterday it doesn’t really help

@nikitabier @dwr Can we have Most recent for "For you" as well I hate seeing shit from 17+ hours ago

Would pay $99 a month to have ability to disable algo feeds and all retweets. Reverse chron only.

@ROMER_02_ @bron23xgoat Brother these are polymarket ads pls lock in

@bron23xgoat People start saying this once Miami gets up

People who rely on “polymarket” and “kalshi” for free agency news will forever be funny to me

@WyattzWorId He heard the triple h theme song and got out of his body

I can’t even imagine John Harbaughs reaction to seeing this LOL

@Spurs_Szn_ @Kd7_Szn You’re a spurs and broncos fan living in Missouri with LeBron as your default pic you’re all over the place. Who gives a shit if harden is averaging 20 he’s never won anything but individual accolades. You said that yourself. Stick with that take

@OneLegSoldMe @Kd7_Szn It’s hilarious that “Call the hotline bro” genuinely believes he knows more about taking care of James Hardens body better than James Harden does😭😭 Yeah he a lil big but does that really matter when we both know he averaging 20/10 next year like he always do?

Bicep popping out his shirt and mfs saying he fat. Deadass I will find yall

@kcg_drench @Kd7_Szn Show me a screenshot of your gym club visits I’m so serious bro said he’s in good shape for a 36 year old professional athlete

@OneLegSoldMe @Kd7_Szn bro that nigga is damn near 40 thats just how his physique is going to look u dumbass u can tell u dont know how muscle works or the human body he’s in shape for his age look at his arms let me say it again he’s damn near 40 , thats how a 37 year old in shape man is going to look

@kcg_drench @Kd7_Szn I have a personal training cert but idk how muscle works lmaooo 😭 bro thinks at 36 having a gut is mandatory. And he’s a pro athlete. You even saying that shit tells me you’re completely out of shape. No more Twitter for you bro you gotta do some cardio asap I’m not even joking

@simonsquibb And they about to kick you right from the creator program for engagement bait 😂

Who wants my X income today? Just tell me your dream below and I will pick one person to get it.

@0xJONZE @TheDunkCentral I was literally about to do this 😂 50 posts a day from all these accounts all paid promo for prediction markets. It’s lowkey pathetic

The Heat are heavy favorites to land LeBron James 👀 Heat - 46% Cavs - 23%

@Kd7_Szn For a starting guard that plays basketball at the highest level brother this is not the shape you should be in

@OneLegSoldMe He doesn’t even look overweight here. Idk what people r saying

@primetateHQ That’s why he’s successful and you don’t!

Andrew Tate throws a huge house party in Miami with 50 supermodels... only to lock himself in his bedroom and get back to work.😳🚨 That's why he's successful and you don't.

@mymixtapez Her head shaped like a baked potato

Ari Fletcher says she hasn't found a country or island with better food than America. 🍔