David May
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David May
@OneLungDave
Professional purveyor of vices and addictions. Master craftsman of liquid libations. Or a bartender if you want to be a dick about it.
Katılım Ocak 2014
148 Takip Edilen44 Takipçiler
@SheaSerrano He blundered his queen and resigned? You're up 8 points of material, sure, but his pawn structure is solid. There's a back-rank matte still possible.
I just binged about 4 hours of @GothamChess and feel smart now. Sorry...
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I BEAT SOMEONE RATED OVER 1300 I’M THE GREATEST CHESS PLAYER WHO HAS EVER LIVEDDDDDDDDDDD
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of course i do
don’t you ever ask me anything like that again
Bird🇨🇦::TᕼE ᗷᗩKEᗪ ᗷEᗩᖇ::@MY_Bruins
@SheaSerrano Do you have 25th hour?
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@MatthewBerryTMR @GLchop I need, FOR JUST ONE TIME, a TE to not let me down this year. An above average stat line from Dissly with a couple fields goals from Dicker should do the trick.
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As you saw from Saquon last night… ANYTHING can happen. So what do you need tonight? Put it into the universe & manifest it happening. Personally I need 33 from Lamar & Henry to survive to final 6 in a Guillotine League @GLchop. #MondayNightMiracle
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@MatthewBerryTMR @peacock @croucherJD @LordDontLose @GeorgeSavaricas Gibbs, Hunt, Conner, BRob Jr, Pollard. Gotta bench two.
#FirstWorldProblems I know.
#FFPregame
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TODAY! #FFPregame will answer more questions than any other pregame show. Got a #Week12 question? Ask it below using #FFPregame and then tune in today at 11am-1pm ET on @peacock & the NFL on NBC YouTube channel. @croucherJD @LordDontLose @GeorgeSavaricas
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Calais Campbell the only Dolphin that got pizzas for reading books.
Mike Golic Jr@mikegolicjr
Calais Campbell is the only Dolphin who used BBM
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Please stop drunk tweeting
David Bearman@DavidBearman
They are soooo back. Just hand them trophy now
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@mikegolicjr I have never once in my entire life had the willpower or mental fortitude to only eat half of a good meal. No matter how full I'd gotten.
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@SheaSerrano Hopefully somewhere totally bitchen with good tacos and a cozy used record store within walking distance.
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@wingoz Can't believe he'd talk about you this way, @billbarnwell.
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This is an absolutely incredible price for the Sony WH-1000XM4 headphones, the black or white ones are down to $129.99. That beats the previous all-time best price by $60, normally these retail for $349.99. zdcs.link/92beK5
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@katienolan Was gonna put this on my next drink menu at the bar I work at, but then realized it was a baseball tweet. Sigh.
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more like ketel mar-take the rest of the night off, right 7 people who this tweet is for?
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@SheaSerrano "This generation" as if you aren't 82 and didn't serve in Vietnam. smh
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WEREWOLF LAWYER is actually what’s going to save this generation doug thank you
DOUG@OREGONTORNADO
@SheaSerrano Sounds very stupid and is what is wrong with this new generation.
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they said i’d never find it
they said it couldn’t be done
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it’s either jordan chiles gets to keep the medal she earned or we start flipping over cars and setting shit on fire
take your pick
USA Gymnastics@USAGym
USA Gymnastics has submitted additional evidence to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.
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@katienolan Way too many people right now, to themselves:
Do NOT comment on Katie's booty
Do NOT comment on Katie's booty
Do NOT comment on Katie's booty
Do NOT comment on Katie's booty
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the amount of plastic surgery everyone is getting upsets me, but only because I assumed we all were afraid of surgery. turns out I’m just a flat-assed scaredy cat.
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