The shooter of shots

London has never been safer than it is right now. Never in history. Tired of these countryside pricks waffling. School kids aren’t even getting asked “what’s the time?” anymore.

TOWIE star Bobby Norris, 39, shows heavily swollen and bandaged face after facelift as he calls out ‘judgy’ strangers Former TOWIE star Bobby Norris has shared his raw recovery in Turkey after undergoing a full face lift, neck lift and lower blepharoplasty in March 2026. The 39-year-old posted an Instagram video on May 12 wearing a tight compression garment, his face extremely swollen and bandaged, as he stepped outside for fresh air. He revealed he was given a disgusted look by a woman he described as a “lady of the night”, telling fans: “Ain’t it funny how some people are just so judgy in life?” and captioning the post “Love & Light to all the little Judge Judies.” Bobby admitted a decade of abusing dermal fillers every 12 weeks had stretched his skin like a “deflated balloon”, leaving it impossible to fix without surgery, and said he acted after a serious health scare last year. He first unveiled the results while still swollen on This Morning last month and insists he owns the decision with zero regrets.