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New UK screen time rules just dropped — and they’re stricter than most parents expected. From 27 March 2026, England says: zero solo screens for under-2s (except quick video calls with family), and max one hour a day for 2–5 year olds — no screens at meals or the hour before bed. Co-view everything, stick to slow-paced content, and ditch fast social-media clips and AI toys completely. The science is sobering: toddlers’ brains process info up to 10 times slower than adults. Fast-paced screens push them into fight-or-flight mode — racing heart, surging energy — while they’re sitting still. Researchers at the University of East London say this mismatch can wire kids for more tantrums and emotional struggles later. Using screens to calm meltdowns? It often backfires long-term. As a parent, it’s brutal — we all know that explosion the second you take the tablet away. But this feels like evidence finally catching up with what our gut has been telling us. How are you handling screens with little ones — strict limits, co-viewing, or mostly winging it?

Custom Philadelphia Eagles New Balances 😮‍💨

Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited

NEW: Trump administration is considering financial bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained from US war with Iran. -WSJ

YouTube Streamer "Norme" is attempting to stay in solitary for a FULL MONTH with no light he has been in there for 3 weeks and is starting to go insane

Chicago Mayor Johnson says we need more "safe spaces for the youth" to prevent teen vioIence

How come they all have the exact same head shot from the exact same photo shoot? Did they all get these professional photos taken together? Or just another coincidence I'm sure.

Packer Ave Off Ramp to be CLOSED THRU MAY 17th. Will be a mess for Flyers/Sixers Homes games this week.

Mark Zuckerberg and Meta Platforms $META just sent a memo to employees saying Meta Platforms is installing a new tracking software on the computers of all employees in the United States 🇺🇸 so it can train its AI Meta said the tracking tool will run on a list of work-related apps and websites The tool will capture stuff like mouse movements, keystrokes and screenshots of what the employees are seeing on their screens - Reuters

The series is not over. Just like the Flyers came into Pittsburgh and won 2 hockey games, the Penguins can go into Philly and win 2 hockey games. On the road, no noise, no distractions. Come to play your best hockey game. One game at a time.

Clavicular’s friend, who’s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔 “I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”

John Ternus is about to take over from Tim Cook as the next CEO of Apple $AAPL This is what John Ternus' Linkedln looks like