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The One True Poster

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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30

Maryland Katılım Ocak 2011
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Recent listening. Nas' Stillmatic should also be in there with a 5/10 but could not fit it in a screenshot
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[RETURN OF THE JEDI] The spark is gone from Yoda’s eyes; the little green sage looks swollen and baggy—he has been given horrible fuzz all over, as if he were a peach—and the way he’s lighted he isn’t even green. (1983)
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I actually don't think the embarrassing fawning Taylor Swift gets has anything at all to do with liking that Ashlee Simpson album. And neither do you
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Here's the thing about poptimism: everything about my understanding of reality leads me to believe that the diminishing of criticism is a result of the market, but a lot of annoying guys want me to believe it's because some people decided they liked some top 40 two decades ago
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Roger Ebert was out there giving every movie with a dog 3 stars but you wanna tell me poptimism became a problem only when AcclaimedMusic year ends stopped just being 150 Caribou albums
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One of the most telling things about right wingers is they don't find stuff like this funny. One of the most shitpostable events of all time, they're all self serious about it
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I'm a firm Bluesky partisan at this point but the one thing Twitter has over it is the energy over there lately has been very "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" with Will Stancil
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Michael Caine's iconic tweet is referenced in the new ‘LEGO BATMAN’ game. “Batman Begin.”
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I think it's beautiful that cats realize vocal utterances are how humans communicate so they struggle with their little walnut brains and limited vocal chords to shape their mews into something resembling what they want to express
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Heavy metal, cynical take: the triumph of Anglo/American cultural imperialism; any nation can make music that sounds exactly the same absent the language it's sung in Heavy metal positive take:Every country in the world has correctly identified the coolest way for music to sound
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Arthur Machen's "A Double Return" seems to be about when your doppelganger fucks your wife, if I'm reading between the lines correctly
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The single most powerful image ever captured
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Every time I see a snippet of Blood Meridian prose the no quotation marks thing is so jarring. Glad I listened to it on audiobook I couldn't take that bullshit
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