Only In Cambridge

I imagine if you're in a mono t4t relationship the most horrifying thing that you could ever hear from your gf is "I'm gonna spend a weekend in Cambridge" with the way people talk about this place on this hellsite. If you spend a weekend hear in C-town , send me a direct Message

@cloudsunwound @MistressLamina I am helpless to a lasso

@OnlyInCAM @MistressLamina Only i thought i was your only women..

Ontem à noite eu abati essa presa. Muito dócil, ofereceu pouquíssima resistência, completamente rendido. Sempre me divirto com você, M.

@yzl_kk Having one too many drinks at the Gastropub!

fine, here's a quick sketch...

@OnlyInCAM and Just like that, Genius economic projects in cambridge. Reduced to no more nothing.

🚨 NEWS 🚨 It's All Gone.

There is one letter A in Canebifge

Just robbed by unruly teen. Plrase help me identify him.

Don't Even Tell Me What They Get Up To Here

i'd be 24!

the second i get my bfa or whatever. the same exact moment.

What Goes On Here?

🚨 ALERT 🚨 View from Portland Main leaves me humble and Penisve. Locales left awe-stricken. "Is that Moutn Everett?" asks an idiot tottler. Should I tell him? 🤣

Fuck. Just a fat disgusting Hog. Girl On-Line Made me eat food for her to Gain For Mommy. Because I guess we're just doing that now.

@superexcitebike It's Different In Cambridge

most bars are not that loud and there’s usually never anyone having sex in them , at least in my experience

@brattygoddessk They Call me doctor worm

🚨ALERT🚨 Grok Rports to Only In Cambridge that a verifiable PuppyGirl Epidermic has begun in bostonZ

It brings me no pleasure to report that PuppyGirls are having bizarre sex in the H Mart in Crntral Square. Because I guess that's a thing now.

Sigh. Don't even go into Harvard Square. The Cars dere are having a normal one.

Sigh. Just saw more Crazy PuppyGirl Sex in the Whole Foods on River Street. Because that's totally Regular.