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Next time you feel like you're worth nothing, remember that the most important man to walk this earth gave His blood so you could be okay.

@mdance86 Gotta keep my engagement up somehow

@OnlyMormons One is government forced, the other is voluntary. Pretty sure you knew the difference though and are just trolling.

@calhounm8 One could argue that taxes are more voluntary and less risky to not pay. It’s promised that you won’t be saved during the second coming and cannot participate in covenants if you neglect tithing. Taxes you can at least vote to determine where the money is going.

@OnlyMormons I am also thinking this is a troll line but I guess I will bite anyways! You are comparing two totally different things... tithing is voluntary and taxes are not. Socialism is forced communism. To help the poor is something that people and the church should do as needed!

List of future spouse qualities Their list: Served a mission🙏🏼 Wants temple marriage☀️ Loves kids👧🏼 Over 6 feet tall😍 Has ambitions👨🏼‍⚖️ Great body🏋🏼‍♀️ Likes going on adventures🏝⛺️🏔 My list: Wants to vaccinate children

@mycoatpocket For the great social commentary every four to six months

Some people: *spreads hatred through the guise of comedy and uses offensive language to marginalize minorities* LDS Church: excuse me Me: Yes? LDS Church: Language matters, Me: YES! LDS Church: and you should refer to us as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

@virgiltexas 👀👀

who the hell retweeted this into mormon twitter

is there a mormon twitter that we just never hear from because they never cause any drama

*Giving a presentation in school* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “In the name of Jesus Christ, amen”

@kermitkid Sure bud

Ever have someone say that we shouldn’t stop climate change because these natural disasters are what will bring the Second Coming??? brb gonna go scrub out my eyes.

"Go home, you're drunk." --mission president to a rogue missionary

President Nelson: we are now to be referred to only as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. *cut to two missionaries marching confidently past a sign on a house that says “no Mormons allowed”*

i just drove through BYU’s campus and asked this couple if they went to BYU they said yes i said oh ya then how long did you date before you got married they said two months i said dang you rlly do go to BYU twitter.com/gracietosh/sta…

Me: “Hi” Girl waiting for her missionary: “He still has 414 days left ugh”

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 D&C 64:9-11 You are not God. You can look on sin with forgiveness. Not allowance, but forgiveness, compassion, and understanding.

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 This legitimately hurt me to read. Ignoring all of Christ’s teachings and the pleas from the brethren to forgive those who did not mean to do harm... The doctrine of the Old Testament has been consistently shown to be only for the people of Moses’ time. We abide by a higher law.

Mormons: Families can be together forever. A family is the most important unit in the world, and we need to strengthen that bond any way we can. Certain Mormons: lmao if you didn’t want to be separated from your parents maybe you shouldn’t have let them come in illegally

@Jakehansenmusic @OnlyMormons @mitchie18 You can listen to what the Church has said on the matter, though. mormonnewsroom.org/article/immigr… “The Church supports a balanced and civil approach to a challenging problem, fully consistent with its tradition of compassion, its reverence for family, and its commitment to law.”

@isaacgrantlyon @Jakehansenmusic @mitchie18 It was a much better call to just go directly to doctrine. Thanks Isaac 👌

@Jakehansenmusic @OnlyMormons @mitchie18 “The history of mass expulsion or mistreatment of individuals or families is cause for concern especially where race, culture, or religion are involved. This should give pause to policy that contemplates targeting one group, particularly if that group comes from one heritage. “

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 I was pointing out the fact that there are shades to the law, and that not every infraction is equivalent to murder. I didn’t change course. Of course I’ve done all those things. I just expect a hint of compassion when it comes to penalties of non-violent crimes.