Stuart Turner

Chalk it off then give a penalty for the rugby tackle

"Can I count on your racism while I get on with removing your grandchildren's employment protections?"

@Philip_DT Same technology as their duvets...

I'm confused about how dutch curtains work

Personally I’m missing some long throws and set pieces. This is boring

@LouisMend He doesn’t chuck himself to the floor it’s a simple catch. Was going to say he’d had a decent match up until then but he’s not good enough

Seen the replay - McBurnie tugs Kaminski's shirt which stops him from moving across and then the Addicks keeper goes down when he may have saved it if he stayed up. Should be a foul but the referee didn't see it and then the keeper isn't there. ⏱️ HT 🔴 #cafc 1-1 #hcafc 🐯

Charlton 30 seconds before the half time whistle… #cafc

@AvaSantina @imbethmccoll On old person writes. You shouldn’t be able to book pub tables unless its in the restaurant section. You want a table for the football, get there at 11am opening like the olden days.

@imbethmccoll Class commentary is working people shouldn’t lose money to pay for workers who have spare time to book local pub tables !!I’ll take the heat I’m ready

weirdest things annoy people! defending Empty Tables

@CAFCofficial Could have done without the late pompey goal

Defeat in SE7 ⏹️ #cafc

If you’re mailing me AI email responses I won’t be working with you for long. Someone at least needs to code one that isn’t relentlessly positive so it at least looks a Brit wrote and sent it.

@SarahDuggers i've seen the same video done by a different group of people on Instagram

1.6 million views. These students have a camera in the middle of their stairs turned on at all times. All these videos are (badly) staged to make 14p for blue tick accounts.

@Bricktop_NAFO Overseas accounts influencing US elections =bad Overseas accounts influencing non US elections = good Think I’ve got Musks stance right?

Creativity on X just died. I’m now on a platform that believes that 99.2% of my follower base shouldn’t matter to me, and that 0% of my content is important to X. My monetization got paused so this wouldn’t be relevant to me currently, but X just made a move in which for many creators it would now be pointless for them to take the platform seriously. Essentially X just made a move to only pay people for content regarding the country they are in and furthermore that native language. So I live in a country in Europe in which only 0.8% of my followers base are from, a country in which barely anything happens of relevance on the world stage, a country in which barely anyone speaks my language. X has just brutally murdered their so called “Global Townhall”, and have basically stated the reason for doing this is that they don’t want people talking about American politics and getting paid unless you are from there which seems to stem from an inability to stop bots on the platform gaming the system and in turn will destroy creators revenue streams to stop them. If you don’t quite understand what this means….. let me paint this very clear to you. All of the ad revenue from this platform will now be flowing to American far right slop accounts like Benny Johnson, Gunther Engleman and Libs of TikTok. Literally nearly all of it. I don’t mean this lightly, you will now see that making 60k-100k every 2 weeks……. People use this platform because they are talking about global issues that are affecting the world and most of all American politics is the thing that affects the word currently. I have built a user base naturally of over 130k followers from taking about things that are important to me. I have always posted openly as a British man, I mean I even have a Union Jack in my profile picture, around a third of my followers that chose to follow me were from the US. A further 70% are from other nations. I grew on this platform because what I discussed was important to others regardless of where they were from. I will not purposely make content on local topics that have no meaning or relevance to me for the sake of getting paid and generating money. This wouldn’t be natural content, it would be forced and disingenuous and furthermore it wouldn’t resonate with any of my follower base. This is the most ridiculous move I have seen X take regarding the platform. What a complete mess. I will continue to post solely about things that are important to me rather than focusing on financial incentives.

@drclawscat I enjoyed the Star Wars-esq reinvention of it too. It’s fun

Rewatched Predator Badlands. It’s astonishingly good. It *should* be tripe, but it’s legit entertaining. Make a sequel following the new clan (ignore the shit about his mum though. Or get over it very fast)

@willgkelleher I now understand how no one noticed Clark Kent was Superman. Ive never seen BB without his scrum cap, would walk past the bloke on the street.

Bloke can wear whatever he wants in my book. Four tries, Jeremy? Sake.

@DeborahMeaden His American funding is coming through loud and clear. Just wait for the inevitable pro life & anti lgbtq+ position he takes to keep his paymasters happy

How desperate and low.

@PFabiano Thank you sir, seems to have gone well!

@OnlyOneT Stu! Congrats on the launch!

@TightFive_Rugby Last week

The worst half of rugby England have played since?

Thinking about making my whole online personality “guy who monitors which religious holidays politicians and sports teams post about”.

@CAFCofficial When we’re bad we’re very bad. Good thing is it seems to be only once in 4 games or so at the moment. Onto the next 3…

Defeat at The Valley ⏹️ #cafc

@CAFCofficial Couple of red cards just to add the fucking icing coming up

56' Goal Portsmouth. 🔴 0-3 🔵 | #cafc